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Saturday, June 27, 2009

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A schoolboy who by his own admission groped dozens of ladies has revealed unusual reasons for selecting only older women in his perverted crime spree.

The 17-year-old junior chikan, who attended an Osaka high school, was arrested after approaching a lady in her sixties on the street, and groping her breasts freely.

Police managed to identify him with CCTV footage, and soon they had him in custody.

He soon confessed to police of being responsible for many more perverted sexual assaults on older ladies, apparently assailing some 20 ladies ranging from 40 to 70.

His reason for targeting the “MILF” demographic? “They were soft and they felt good, I did it dozens of times. I aimed for older women who were easier to get away from,and who wouldn’t put up so much of a fight.”

The boy has been charged with causing a public nuisance.






A recent survey has uncovered just what it is Japanese men and women say they want from a partner in terms of both looks and mental characteristics, and what they look at on a date.

The results may make interesting, if unsurprising, reading…

The survey covered 2,032 men and women aged 12-79.

Their sampling methodology is not disclosed, but the survey was commissioned by a hair clinic, which may explain some of the results…

What physical characteristics are most desired in a spouse?

By men:

1. Not fat (47%)

2. Good looking/cute (40%)

3. Has a full head of hair (19%)

4. Not greasy (17%)

5. Slender (8%)

By women:

1. Not fat (46%)

2. Not greasy (39%)

3. Not balding (36%)

4. Good looking/cute (19%)

5. Tall (19%)
It seems fat, greasy and bald men are the least desired by women, which may leave certain demographics in a quandary…

What mental characteristics are most desired in a spouse?

By men:

1. Kindness (57%)

2. Fidelity (45%)

3. Similar values (36%)

4. Seriousness (26%)

5. Fond of children (23%)

By women:

1. Fidelity (67%)

2. Kindness (67%)

3. Reliability (55%)

4. Similar values (52%)

5. Can work (42%)
The relative importance of physical and mental characteristics is not dealt with, though it is not hard to guess what tendencies such results might display.

What physical features men and women pay most attention to on a date?

By men:

1. Clothes

2. Hairstyle

3. Eyes

4. Legs

5. Mouth

By women:

1. Clothes

2. Hairstyle

3. Eyes

4. Hands

5. Nose
We have to wonder at the survey’s decision to exclude “breasts” from the ranking…

Men who fear for their marriage prospects after seeing these lists can of course rest easy: Japanese women apparently value one quality above all others, even if the Bowdlerised results here are too polite to mention it…

Teared On|8:08 AM|

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hikikomori means social withdrawal by the way. Was reading Hayate no Gotoku, then i found out.

Teared On|2:36 AM|

Thursday, June 25, 2009

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Beware of a new species of plant....

Zoom in to view more...ugh, you sicken me you piece of shit. i was about to say more info....crap ass.

Teared On|6:44 AM|

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A Dish of My Life and A slice of what happened today
Dish.....well.....my life.....is full of leg cramps......came back from band, knelt down to pick up something....CRAMPS.
Slice......Band.......was quite fun today......anyway. I Helped two people today, and the reward was a 'God Bless' and two 'Thank You's. Won't elaborate.
Now to the random news.

A woman has been found guilty of decapitating a man in order to make his head into a soup with which to cure her daughter’s mental illness, which she had her daughter drink.

The woman, a resident of China’s Sichuan province, apparently believed her mentally ill daughter could be cured of her affliction if she were to drink some healthy human head soup.

To this end, she first got a 76-year-old into a drunken stupor with the aid of a friend, and then bludgeoned him into unconsciousness, after which she cut off his head and, with the aid of her husband, cooked the head together with duck into a tasty soup.

She then had her 25-year-old daughter drink up the soup in the hopes that her long running condition would be cured. Her daughter was apparently non compos mentis at the time.

Despite her efforts to dispose of the bloody remains of the man, she was apprehended and tried, and was recently found guilty.

She has been handed a death sentence, but in an uncharacteristic display of leniency the courts offered her a reprieve in the form of a stay of execution, meaning if she can keep out of trouble for two years she will merely be sentenced to life imprisonment.

We do not hear whether her daughter’s condition was improved by the broth

And there's this EXTREME uneventful game, but....yeah....this pic

says 'If there's no cowdung, then we just have to use human sem-'( clue to complete the word- 'en')


The one who is about to be spoken about IS NOT, i repeat, IS NOT as good looking as the pic i posted.
The teenage girl who asked for three tattoos but blamed her tattooist when she woke with no less than 56 on her face admits she made the whole thing up after her father was enraged by her new circus freak tattoos.

It seems the girl visited the Belgian tattoo parlor and received the 56 facial stars in accordance with her wishes.

However, after leaving the tattoo parlor the girl returned home to her father, who was furious at the sight of his daughter’s well-executed decision to get the bargain $90 tattoo job.

That is when she claimed the tattooist mistook her instructions to place but three star tattoos on her face, fell asleep in the tattooist’s chair, and woke with 53 bonus tattoos covering the left side of her face.

“I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them,” the girl said. “But when my father saw them, he was furious. So I said I fell asleep and that the tattooist had made a mistake.”

Since her confession, the tattooist has rescinded his initial offer to cover half the $15,000 cost of the tattoo removal.

Rumors have surfaced that this is all an elaborate marketing scheme by a Belgian radio station, especially after the now defunct “Kimberlizer” online application (so named after the girl) surfaced, which allowed people to use their webcams to place the array of stars on still images of their faces as well.

The Kimberlizer domain is reported to have been purchased long before the girl’s sparkling face ever even graced news outlets, and the MNM radio station is said to have had exclusive interviews with the girl when she was turning down other news outlets.

The truth of the matter seems unclear, but what is clear is that girl now has a promising career as circus sideshow ahead of her…

Teared On|6:24 AM|

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

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Schoolgirls and teachers were so shocked at the scandalous display of the male sexual organ undertaken by a young exhibitionism maniac that some fainted and others began vomiting.

The youth apparently breezed into the girls-only Calcutta school, entered a classroom, and in full view of teacher and pupils brazenly stripped off, and lewdly began making indecent gestures at the scandalized onlookers.

The boy’s actions apparently caused several girls witnessing the strip show to faint and vomit at the sight of the indecency.

Guards seem to have thought nothing of a young man walking in to an all-girls school without a reason, nor did anyone bother to report the incident to police afterwards, though papers seem to have delightedly reported the incident.

The school principal denied the penis exposure event was as serious as witnesses have made it out to be, and one security guard claims the boy only took off his shirt, and that some have exaggerated the girls’ reactions to the ordeal.

The principal has however agreed to increase campus security after several parents complained of the tremendous trauma their girls endured.

Some speculate the boy lost a bet and was so forced to be an impromptu exhibitionist, while others feel he was suffering mental problems.

“A mentally deranged person will not take off his clothes after entering a classroom. This is a clear case of exhibitionism by a pervert,” said one observant psychologist analyzing the case. “Such people normally don’t have a partner. Such acts are outbursts of increasing frustration and stress.”

I originally wanted to post more....but it seems that.....time isn't really on my side today. As for that weird strange rambler M.A.G. on the tabs.......ignore it, by 'it' i mean M.A.G.. Cause i don't really want to reveal it's gender........just that it is a regular customer in my Argument inc.

It doesn't seem like my internet connection is going well either....so this post is going to be one day late.

Here's a special section i'd like to call- A Dish of My Crappy Life and a Slice of Whatever that happened a few days ago.
Well, yeah, i'm back from kuching and vsiting my grandparents an' all. Paternal grandmother is still worse than crap....man, her nagging and droning about her obviously-not-deteriorating health is worse than standing under the sun and playing the marimba.....
LOTSA THINGS COULD HAPPEN IN THE SPACE OF TWO DAYS, YA KNOW?!
Anyways.....yeah....i seem to be forgetting a lot of stuff. either that or i'm lagging due the ABSOLUTE WASTE OF TIME, by that i mean the so-called 'holiday'(which it is obviously not)trip.
That's the dish. Now the Slice. Nothing much. First day. Listen to nagging. Go dinner in weird restaurant.
Next day.....had food in korean restaurant-ish, though i only had fried egg.....(-.-) then later we had dinner at a thai restaurant.
Next day, dumped my paternal grandparents and rushed to my maternal ones. They're cool. the house is better too.
...that about concludes my life in the past few days(NO, IT DOESN'T!!).

Teared On|1:34 PM|

Friday, June 19, 2009

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If you think that being overseas is going to stop me in my Way of Unreliable News, you're wrong boyos.

South Africa has the disgraceful distinction of being the nation with the highest rates of sexual assault in the world, but a recent survey only serves to compound this: 27% of men asked freely admitted raping women or girls.

Of those who admitted to raping women or girls, 7.7% said they had violated “11 or more” people, and more than half had committed rape more than once.

Additionally, 10% of men questioned said they had been raped by other men.

The anonymous survey, conducted by the nation’s Medical Research Council, used a random sample of 1,738 men, of various races, in two (of nine in total) provinces.

Some are asking whether it is appropriate for a nation of unrepentant rapists to be hosting the 2010 Fifa World Cup…

A Chinese Internet supervisory body has sharply criticised search giant Google for “providing base information,” in the form of pornography and other subversive material, and demands the company censor the information even more heavily.

The body’s public criticism demanded an end to Google’s assault on the moral rectitude of the Chinese nation, and sought a (more) complete block on access to pornography through the company’s services.

The demands come in the midst of a major tightening on computer censorship in the communist dictatorship, with computers sold from July onwards required to include mandatory web censorship software, ensuring connections to sites with “harmful” content are refused.

This software has managed to attract controversy of another sort, with an American censorship software provider complaining that the government approved software pirates its code wholesale, charges which the Chinese side naturally dismisses as mere raving…

Google is of course well known for doing no wrong under its “do no evil” policy, fortunately having decided that supporting the tyrannical Chinese government’s draconian Internet censorship regime is in no way evil…

In other news, searching for information on the Tiananmen Square “massacre” of 1989 (六四事件), where according to evil Western propaganda PLA units slaughtered thousands of unarmed students, reveals only a few pictures of harmless men in suits on Google China, whilst Google’s other sites mysteriously carry tens of thousands of images of protestors and barricades.

News with pics attached..

A woman who serially raped at least 10 men using drugs and bondage has been dubbed a Russian “Black Widow”, though not all of her victims complain about her attacks…

Nearly every victim described her as an attractive and friendly brunette. One even said he wishes she had not sedated him before she raped him so he could enjoy the encounter along with her.

But eventually their descriptions lead to the capture of the so-called “Black Widow”, named for her supposed penchant for spiders and her recently uncovered history of raping men.

The Black Widow, a 32-year-old woman described as “good looking” would invite willing men to her house and serve them drinks spiked with clonidine. The clonidine would cause them to pass out almost instantly for about a day.

In that time she would rape her victims, even going so far as to tie a rope around their penis to keep it erect during her ongoing sexual assaults.

Each of her victims would be released to hospitals before they awoke, most suffering from penis circulation issues and clonidine poisoning.

Police used the descriptions these men provided to track down the Black Widow. It is suspected that she raped more than the ten victims so far identified.

One of the men has denied the opportunity to file a complaint against the Black Widow. “It was great,” the man said. ”I like hot women. I only wish she hadn’t use the clonidine on me.”

Her trial is set to begin soon.

Russia, it seems, is a nation in which gender equality finally extends into the criminal sphere…

heh....only one pic for today....since i'm using my cousin's computer......

Here's a weird one for ya.
A man (20) who helped a lost and tearful little girl (6) find her way to her grandmother’s distant abode has been arrested for child kidnapping, we hear.

The girl had apparently been scolded by her mother and was tearfully malingering in the street on afternoon. At this point the man passed by, and asked the little girl what the matter was.

She responded “I want to go to granny who lives in Misato City’s house”, with this being some 11km distant. The good Samaritan opted to take her with him in that direction.

Upon arrival, as the girl did not know the address of her grandmother, he called upon a police office in the vicinity of the station there.

Police immediately deemed him suspect, all the more so for having the little girl in his car,and promptly arrested him for abducting the girl.

The kidnapper says of his crime: “There was a little girl crying, so I asked what the matter was. She said she wanted to go to her granny in Misato’s, so I took her with me as I was headed over that way”.

It appears the girl had been scolded by her mother over the unspecified matter of a textbook, and became upset and left her house alone.

Via Itainews.

2channers are alternating between decrying the entrenchment of apathy, and ridiculing the man for not keeping his nose out of matters not his concern.

Some do however raise the point that he might have done better to inform police of the girl’s predicament.

Even this might have been too much for police though; we hear a tale from one poster saying that he was arrested for going shopping with his own young daughter, with police grilling him for hours and unable to believe a father would do such a thing – he was only rescued when his wife was urgently summoned to the station…

Teared On|7:11 AM|

Thursday, June 18, 2009

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My absence will not be missed....i hope. In any case, i will be away for quite a while...5 days i think.....so...no unreliable news from around this weird blue-and-tinged-with-green planet for a while.

'WHAT??!! Uverworld just releasedd another freak album??!! Go hell la'
-Nik, at around approx. 9 pm last night whe seahing for random song downloads.

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For easier reference purposes, i'm putting pics after the psts so you can see them if you like......and i may include a random one......+.+....don't worry, it's not hentai......well, most of the time it isn't.....
First,
News that have pics on them. refer to below post.
1. The thousand year old Chinese practice of foot binding may be long since abolished, but its grotesque legacy lives on in the few surviving ladies who were subjected to this crippling treatment.

2.This “schoolgirl” appears unlikely to pass any uniform inspections, both due to the length of her skirt and the uncharacteristic choice of lingerie, but seems unlikely to incite much disapproval from (male) teachers all the same.

News that don't have pictures, just cuz the pics are not appropriate.
A woman who lost her virginity six times with the aid of repeated surgery finally found herself at death’s door after her weakened immune sysem succumbed to disease.

The Russian lady contracted a venereal disease after her sixth hymenoplasty, a procedure in which virginity is “restored” through surgical reconstruction of the hymen, which was intended to be an anniversary present for her husband.

When she married at age 24, her husband discovered she was not a virgin and admitted his disappointment that he was not first to deflower her himself.

Just before their anniversary, the woman underwent a procedure to restore her virginity. Her husband enjoyed the gift so much she continued to give it for the next five years.

By her sixth and latest hymenoplasty, doctors advised against the procedure at the risk of damaging her health. She signed a waiver releasing the doctors from liability, which was as well as she subsequently contracted an infection as a result of the surgery.

Her immune system, having been weakened by the annual surgery, is blamed for the cause of her near fatal trip to the ICU to combat the infection.

Sexual and surgical excess seems to be disturbingly popular in Russia of late…

Warring States Era hack-and-slash game turned Pizza Hut marketing anime Sengoku Basara will be receiving a second season in 2010, as the following tremendously exciting images from the animation played upon visiting the official website reveal. go search it up yourself, nooobs. By the way, if you actualy find the three pics, they read 'Sengoku BASARA', 'Season 2', and '2010 Departure!'.

All the rest of the news i digged up are not very fun without the pics....and trust me, you don't wanna see them, yet you do, so i suggest you shut the hell up and go eat some lollipops. AISHAH!!! YOU OWE ME 6 LOLLIPOPS!!!
BTW, Loli, a frequent term i use in my blog if you had read most of the posts means 'childish but yet sexually attractive' or something similar.i can guess some idiots already figured what pantsu means.....so here's another. 'Oppai'.
1.

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Tuesday, June 16, 2009

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a random event that occured in a manga i was reading. by the way, all the characters are around 16 years of age.
*one hour ago*
Oga: will you be this kid's mother?
Aoi: ??!!!!
*One hour later, which means presently*
Sidekick 1( forgot her name. lols): Geez, he's really the worst kind of guy. Using such a cowardly move. He was probably trying to shake you up. Right Chiaki?
Chiaki(side kick 2, like, duh): *nod*
Aoi: ..........
Sidekick 1: Aoi?
Aoi: I wonder...........is he divorced? (obviously she is ignoring them)

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Sunday, June 14, 2009

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Alright, i'm doing a bit of what they call in mangas fan-service, but in this case, i call it patron-service, yeah?

So, i added a pic that wsa supposed to be one that was here on the previous post just before the sexually abused thing....









By the way, the medusa pic can be totally zoomed in if you double click on it....
BUT DON"T GET FUNNY WITH ME, or you will come face-to-face with mah FIST OF Something-or-another.

I don't think many female patrons will be happy, so here's one to all those vampire knight fangirls.

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Nick: 5 days leave??!! Was your fever -that- serious??
Kristen: I guess.......
Nick: *frowning* nevermind. BACK TO WORK!!!! *points a finger at the others* THAT MEANS YOU THREe SLACKERS TOO!!!
J&I&Jo: YES, SIR!!

Singer-seiyuu (seiyuu= voice-actor) Marina Inoue (Gurren Lagann’s Yoko, Maria Holic’s Matsurika) has already had her impressive art skills displayed here before, and she seems to have developed quite a taste for drawing as new art of hers continues to come online. This art refers to random magical girls.....gah, forget it, i got a comic pic somewhere here.

Inoue seems to be coming closer to fellow otaku idol Shoko-tan’s level of artistic accomplishment, although not nearly as disturbing as Shoko-tan’s own guro artwork…


As per its design specification, the titanic 1:1 Gundam recently erected in Odaiba has had its lights activated, making for an astonishing night-time spectacle, images of which can be seen below( hope you folks have been taking note. This was reported a few days ago so i doubt you'd miss it....if you did...well, yah boo sucks)

Several videos of the now fully completed life-sized Gundam have also gone online in recent days as the number of visitors to the site grows in anticipation of the planned July 11 unveiling, and these too make interesting viewing.


Its head has begun moving. All that remains is for the smoke to be added.

The upcoming Queen’s Blade: Spiral Chaos PSP game will not only explore the finer points of bukkake (if you don't know what this means, i say you best try to take a shot at the real meaning....or wiki it) and hentai clothing abuse (pics are available but i won't add them in) but will also include a limited edition Figma action figure promising a brand-new Figma feature, “Shift Body”, revealed to be the ability to cast-off into a battle-torn clothing form, a most appropriate feature for a Queen’s Blade character.

The Figma is of the game’s lead character, キュート / Cute, and will only be available with the limited edition version of the game (much like the deluxe Saber Figma); of which we also have some screenshots below…

These fully clothed images of the Figma were all we were shown on Good Smile’s website until recently:



Considering the amount of detail and clothing on Cute’s normal form, the Shift Body form is actually fairly impressive, and certainly nothing seen yet on a Figma.

Perhaps the Shift Body feature would not be too much to ask for in certain future Figma releases? Recent Figma releases have indeed improved significantly in quality from the originals, and this would definitely be a highly sought-after feature…

The Figma is based on the original character illustrations created for the game by ぽよよん♥ろっく / Poyoyon♥Rokku, an artist that specializes in super-cute chibi art. Eva fans might remember the EX School Swimsuit figures of Rei and Asuka that were also based on his art.



Cute, as she appears in-game:


More images of the game are available in the original post (which i have no idea).

The Queen’s Blade: Spiral Chaos PSP game Gekitou Limited Edition is available for pre-order now, and is scheduled for a December release.

The feminist imposed censorship of Japan’s thriving visual novel culture has already been felt, with titles already released and due for release being forced to change their charming titles, typically so they make less explicit reference to the kind of BDSM scenarios which are a staple of the genre, as you can see below:

Note: The titles make little sense even in Japanese, so the English versions sound even more ridiculous.

寝盗られ女教師 ~美幌先生陵辱日誌~ → 「寝盗られ女教師 ~美幌先生○辱日誌~」

“Peeping on Sleeping Teacher - Mihoro-sensei Rape Diary” becomes “Peeping on Sleeping Teacher - Mihoro-sensei **pe Diary”

隷嬢の姦獄 → 「令嬢の監獄」

“Slave Girl’s Rape Hell” becomes “Girl’s Prison”

はらぷり ~ぬるぬる孕みたがるプリンセス~ → 「ぬるぷり」

“Harapuri - Slimy Pregnant Princess” becomes “Nurupuri”

返済性奴 → 「返済計画」

“Repayment Sex Slave” becomes “Repayment Plan”

凌襲 → 「戦乙女の危機」

“Rape Attack” becomes “Warrior Maiden Crisis”

牝奴の館 → 「貴醜の館」

“House of Slaves” becomes “House of Shame”

鬼父2 ~あんたみたいな鬼畜、お父さんじゃない!~ → 「鬼父2」

“Brutal Father 2 - A Brute Like You is No Father of Mine!” becomes “Brutal Father 2″

精神汚染~白濁の淫夢 → 「精神汚染」

“Soul Pollution - Lascivious Dream” becomes “Soul Pollution”

奴隷将校クラリス ~白濁のグローリエ~ → 「堕落将校クラリス」

“Slave Officer Claris” becomes “Disgraced Officer Claris”
The actual restrictions on content have yet to be made clear, although it seems no entirely new editions are currently being made.

Via New Akiba.


In other random news...Clannad & One Piece Dominate June 2009 Charts in anime sales.

In mangas, however...One Piece tops it, followed by Bleach, then D.gray-Man(WHOO!!!!), and then Bakuman, BASTARD!!, Vagabond, To LOVE-Ru, Vampire Knight, Nurarihyon no Mago, Faster than a Kiss.

An Akihabara maid café has just begun a week long promotion for the upcoming release of the PSP version of Fate/Unlimited Codes.
As we have seen with the same café’s previous Chaos;Head event, this means liberally decorating the cafe with all sorts of series-related accessories and creating a new menu to create “image” dishes for certain characters.
The impetus for the event is the June 18 release of Fate/Unlimited Codes Portable, the PSP port of last December’s PS2 version, which was mostly noticed for the supremely detailed Figma that was included with SP box of the game.
The restaurant, CURE Maid Café, has made these sort of promotional events into a habit, as they always seem to be converting the café into a new theme every few weeks.
This new Fate theme is a good example of what is usually done, although the fact the event only begun yesterday regrettably means that cosplay photos have yet to begun circulating online.

These images from the event’s opening last night should give the general gist though:





The menu is named quite......characteristically??
Saber Lily’s Calpis x Ginger Ale
Saber’s Blue Hawaii x Ginger Ale
Saber Alter’s Grenadine x Cola
Rider’s Grape Juice x Calpis
Archer’s KamuKamu Soda x Ice Tea
Berserker’s Ice Cocoa x Chocolate Sauce
Assassin’s Honey Green Tea
Saber Lily’s Cake (¥600, Set ¥700)



Glasses (¥1,050 Each)

These Fate/Unlimited Codes glasses are limited edition items exclusive to this event!
The Fate/Unlimtied Codes Café event will last from June 12 to the 21st, so all Fate fans with an interest in maid cafés have but little time to make their own visit.
More information is available at the CURE website.
Opening Night photos via Good Smile’s Asanon’s blog.

Classic fighting game series King of Fighters is set to receive a grand Hollywood adaptation in the glorious tradition of Street Fighter and Dragonball.
The movie uses actors nobody has ever heard of, and in the best tradition of Hollywood dispenses with the game’s highly developed setting and atmosphere in favour of some story centring on mysterious multidimensional alien artefacts.
The extremely stylish 2D character designs are perhaps one of the major selling points of the series, so naturally Hollywood has discarded them. Their loss seems unlikely to be well received by fans, especially considering what they have been replaced with.

OH MY GOD!!! NEW REPORT JUST CAME IN!!!



Some 70% of Japanese girls are victims of sexual assault by the time they reach 18, it is claimed.

The ludicrous claims, made by a feminist speaker addressing a local symposium looking to tackle the odious problem of domestic violence, and subsequently reproduced in notorious rag Mainichi, are as incredible as they are misandristic:

“Close to 70% of women are victims of sexual assault before they reach the age of 18, with chikan raping and indecently assaulting them, along with other sexual crimes, en masse. The culture doesn’t take the female gender seriously.”
Men like to prey on innocent young girls, she tacitly asserts: “Young children are not very suspicious of people. Adults must protect them, as they can easily be scarred for life.”

She then went on to accuse men of being incestuous brutes: “There are many cases where fathers and stepfathers victimise their own children.”

She presents no evidence or sources to support these claims, and they fly in the face of statistics compiled by the Japanese government, the UN and independent research groups, to say nothing of common sense; even in the likes of the UK, Canada or Sweden such levels of sexual violence are ridiculous.

As a wag on 2ch (A source) puts it, the remainder who haven’t been outraged by wicked males must be the 10% who are too ugly and the 20% who are hikikomori…(i have no idea what's that either, but i'm guessing......flat-chested???)

Teared On|7:11 AM|

Friday, June 12, 2009

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....wy do i have a sudden attraction about explosions suddenly??

Teared On|1:29 AM|

Thursday, June 11, 2009

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A weird conversation which occured in my game

Nina: Excuse me.
Momo: WHAT??!!
Nina: Excuse me..
Momo: I....CAN'T....HEAR YOU!! MY EARS....ARE RINGING....FROM THE EXPLOSION!!
*Nina looks at my character and shrugs*
Nina: I NEED.....SOMEONE...WHO CAN TELL US....THE WAY....TO WYNDIA!!!!! CAN...YOU...HELP??!!!
*silence* *dramatic music* then.....
Momo: WHAT?

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Nobody's helping me again......everyone's sick.....okay, anyway, i have a habit of using random terms here......so, please, maybe you could guess what they are, cuz they are quite......explicit?

A man has been indicted for mugging a lady for her underwear in the street, tearing off her pantsu whilst she was still wearing them in a brazen act of pantsu theft.

According to the public prosecutor, the 27-year-old man approached his victim, a 27-year-old lady, on the streets of Sapporo; he then knocked her over and proceeded to tear off items of her clothing, including her underwear, which he ran off with.

The lady was mildly injured in the assault, being scratched by the assailant as he feverishly pulled off her pantsu for reasons we can only guess at.

Making good his escape, he was chased by a male onlooker, who he punched in the face, such was his determination to evade capture.

After his eventual arrest he was charged with indecent assault and robbery.

The case is also notable for being Hokkaido’s first to involve a “lay judge”; recent reforms to Japan’s justice system have added a quasi-jury (randomly selected citizens serve as junior judges alongside professional judges) to render judgement on cases.

Hopefully the legal niceties of pantsu mugging are not lost on them; doubtless plenty of experts on this topic can be found amongst the nation’s teachers and doctors, so the courts are surely in safe hands…

In other random news,
Ishikawa was recently witness to a strange weather recently: a rain of tadpoles with a chance of fish.

Residents claim to have heard unusual noises overnight, and woke to find tadpoles littering cars, sidewalks, and yards. Neither meteorologists nor local officials can explain why the Japanese prefecture was subject to this kind of precipitation.

The event occurred once again on Saturday in a nearby town, with tadpoles found in a 300-square-meter radius, apparently ruling out some bizarre prank.

Then, on Tuesday night, small fish are said to have fallen from the sky nearby in yet another Fortean meteorological mystery.

“I’ve never seen anything like this before,” a meteorologist said. “We have no idea what caused it.”

It is not uncommon for waterspouts to develop, which may pick up and carry small aquatic vertebrates such as these, but no other precipitation was reported along with the falling creatures, and neither were conditions favorable for waterspout activity. Each of the three sites are however located on or just inland of the ocean, not that tadpoles are known to lead a marine life…





This is for REAL!!

With the generously long beta testing period on the Xbox 360 finally over, Tales of Vesperia is finally nearing release on the PS3, and has been firmly dated.



The game is dated for a September 19th release, at ¥7,800 in Japan.

An international release date is not given, but given that the original dates were close together a long wait seems unlikely, and at any rate the game is hardly likely to be delayed further.

Additionally, it seems pirate loli Patty has been fully added to the intros and in game movies, so she appears to be.

One recent discussion from the think tank that is 2ch centers around a most puzzlingly enigma - What exactly was Tsumugi doing in episode 10 of K-ON! rocking her hands sideways and chanting “Yoisho-Yoisho?”

Many hypothesis were thus produced, encompassing such a wide spectrum of possibilities that, in all likelihood, one of them is correct. Some personal favorites include:

She was massaging Yui’s oppai from afar.

She was sending electronic transmissions to E.T.

She was playing a game with faeries that can only be seen by the truly pure of heart.

Some other choice excerpts from the discussions:

It was the “Go!” sign for the local angels waiting on stand-by.

She was practicing her oppai kneading technique.

She was pretending to toss around the beach ball the girls were playing with.

The direct rays of the sun made her go loopy.

She’s not an especially athletic person, so she was mentally pumping herself up by doing practice beach ball throws.

It’s a form of practice for the ancient school of the Kotobuki Martial Arts.

Maybe she was trying to give me a massage…?

She was concerned for Azusa, and so was doing a “cold weather” dance…what an angel!

What the hell was she doing “Yoisho-Yoisho” for?

It was black magic to make Ritsu’s oppai grow.
Many of these were accompanied by supporting arguments, which can safely be skipped over for the sake of brevity, as I’m sure you are capable of forming your own.

Although the answers were varied, most seemed to fall into these basic categories…

What do you thnk Tsumugi was doing?

Something to do with the beach ball
Something to do with oppai
Something to do with aliens/faeries/angels



Combining two of Japan’s favorite edibles, schoolgirls and the Korean dish Kimchi, these 女子高生キムチ / High School Girl Kimchi boxes come complete with cover art of a cute schoolgirl, utilizing the otaku-attracting marketing technique already seen to sell Ita-Rice, Ita-Curry, Ayanami Ita-Ramen, and Nagi-sama butter.

The Kimchi is marketed as including 100% Korean chiles, and having its collagen resemble the suppleness of a young schoolgirl’s skin, so we can assume future consumers are in for a treat.

More information available at the official website.

More art of Japanese schoolgirls by the artist responsible is available at his homepage.

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Tuesday, June 9, 2009

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Oh well.....everyone's on leave today cause it's a Monday. But I'm still working.....



The 1/1 scale statue of the Gundam RX-78-2 being built in Odaiba as part of Mobile Suit Gundam’s 30th anniversary celebrations now appears to be complete in all but name, as this photo depicts.
The Gundam is planned to be unveiled on July 11, and be shown until August 31st.

What exactly will happen then is unknown, although we can hope dearly that the statue will not be dismantled and can join the bronze Gundam statue as yet another must-see otaku icon.

More information on the mecha is available at the official Gundam 30th



Cockroach killer mini-maid robot Ichigekisacchu HoiHoi-san, star of a variety of manga and anime titles, has been granted an additional figure incarnation. Sadly, it does not appear she will yet set about killing household vermin, but it is only a matter of time…

The figure itself is a 1:1 rendition (11.5cm) of HoiHoi-san in her classic maid apparel (”legacy version”), sculpted by Kotobukiya and set for release in September.

She comes with a variety of killing/cleanup accessories (roaches are not however supplied) and is fully articulated, Figma style.

The latest in a long series of unflattering survey results shows Japanese women can apparently be trusted about as far as they can be thrown, with a not inconsiderable 45% of them admitting in a survey that they have cheated on a partner.

However, 37% of them reported being cheated on at some point, so it seems that this untrustworthiness runs both ways.

When asked just what it is they considered the point at which cheating started (when done to themselves at least), the number one concern was “holding hands” with 37% considering this infidelity, “because lovers do it”, and “holding hands has a deeper meaning even than H or kissing.”

The next most unfaithful act was “being alone together”, at 20%, as “without a good reason drinking together is already cheating” and even “because it doesn’t feel right”.

The third start point for infidelity was said to be “kissing” at 18%, since “kissing can’t happen without affection” and “from here on it is serious.”

9% thought exchanging mail and phone calls was the beginning of cheating, and 8% listed “H” as being the point at which cheating occurs.

These results stemmed from online surveys of the members of a woman-oriented site, and with no detailed methodology apparent they should of course be taken with a grain of salt.

Even so, it is hardly a reassuring picture, especially considering the rather mercenary tastes of Japanese women with respect to their money providers…

uh........??? Anyway.....i have a pic that i wanted to post before this report, but it seems it's slightly.....racy, you know.....but it's not exactly porn...
.........................

Just a couple making out, and groping (if you get what i mean), and another girl standing at the doorway with this ridiculous look on her face......

And, YES YES!!! I'm in charge of researching on weird surveys and on toys, and public happenings.......

'TPD: What the hell?
N&A: I'm in band!
TPD: WTF??'
- a weird conversation between me and Aishah with Pin Da.

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Sunday, June 7, 2009

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Nick: *flipping through the papers, then looks up at Johann and Isaac* You're lucky Kristen isn't here...... she would have kicked your asses.......
Johann: ......
Isaac: ........

A 66-year-old man, dubbed the “Grandfather of All Devils” by the press, has been arrested for incestuously violating his own 5-year-old granddaughter, and then inviting three friends to join him for a three week long loli rape fest.

The man, a resident of Perak state in Malaysia, used the girl to satisfy his lusts over a three week period, sharing her with friends including his adopted son.

Neighbours eventually noticed a change in the girl’s behaviour, and asked her what had happened. Eventually, she revealed that she was experiencing great pain in her genitals.

They reported the matter to local authorities, and police quickly moved to arrest the suspects, taking the grandfather and two of his accomplices (29 and 40), described as junkies, into custody. The other suspect, in his forties, took flight and is on the run.

The girl was examined at a local hospital, where doctors concluded she had been raped as her genitals were torn

Nick: June...not you too...
June: What? It's the only thing i can salvage......

Ero-mangaka SABE has died, at the untimely age of 41.

He was well known for playful and eccentric bloomer-centric ero-manga and (slightly guro) gag manga, being widely serialised in ero-manga magazines, and published in his own compilation manga.

Announcement of his passing was delayed by publisher Wani in accordance with the wishes of his family, but with the release of a commemorative manga edition the unfortunate news has finally been announced.

He apparently passed away earlier in the year (January 28th), so presumably there is some reason for the considerable delay in the announcement, though no further details seem likely to be forthcoming.
A pic from one of his mangas.....


Nick: Finally you're doing some thing good.
Johann: It was all MY idea!
Isaac: Garbage. It was MINE!!!
Nick: *Takes out a revolver* shut up.
J&I: We're shutting up.

A Chinese visitor to the “dragon boat races” held recently on China’s southern island of Hainan was speechless when confronted by the beautiful beaches the tropical island is famed for.



That's all for now.....sadly....my com is runnoing out of batt......

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Saturday, June 6, 2009

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Kristen: WHAT THE F***??!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!
J&I: HAVE MERCY!!!!

Okay.....anyway, you'll see what's happening.....

A top head teacher and inspector of schools has been found guilty of sexually inspecting at least five schoolgirls, though he insists it is all a misunderstanding and he was merely “applying medicinal cream” to their genitals, or “taking them to the toilet.”

The 56-year-old head teacher ran a primary school in Wales, and had been appointed a lead inspector of schools. His concern for the health of his young female charges proved to be his undoing however.

The prosecution accused the man of harbouring “an unhealthy interest in young girls”, though of 19 original charges 8 were dropped on account of poor evidence, and he was cleared of two of the remainder. This still left 9 charges of sexual assault on his students, which the jury saw fit to convict him of.

The charges included stripping girls and then rubbing “medicinal cream” into their genitals, or helping girls in their trips to the toilet. He was also accused of assaulting two girls after taking them swimming.

One member of staff described how she had witnessed the head take off a girl’s trousers and pantsu and “prise open her legs” after she had complained of being sore.

At the end of the examination the girl was said to have asked her “Miss, have I been naughty?” The staff member allegedly reported the incident, but nothing was done.

The old man desperately tried to stave off a jail sentence, but the judge was having none of it: “The inevitability is custody. I can’t see any other consequence. I’m certain.” He did however grant bail for the head teacher to prepare himself for a stay in one of the UK’s luxury prisons.

The teacher insisted upon his innocence until the bitter end: “It’s a tragedy. It’s broken our hearts.”

In addition to his jail sentence, he has been suspended from his position as head teacher and an investigation into the school’s handling of the case is underway.

It seems enthusiastic concern for the health of female students is universal in the teaching profession, and the child heaven of the west is no exception…

This news is thatnks to someone called Sycamore....

Kristen: You guys are seriously dead......
Johann: It wasn't my fault-
Isaac: Ahem.
Johann: I mean, OUR fault, that we got these....we just got it from our sources and-
Kristen: Then AVOID THESE SOURCES, YOU IMBECILES!!!!

Uh.....i think you can guess.

Furries turned in one of their own after they saw him having sex with his two dogs, leading to his arrest.

The 21-year-old man, a resident of Washington State, was witnessed engaging in sex with his two malamutes (similar to huskies) by a pair of other furries (whether intentionally or not is unclear), who took exception and reported him to authorities.

The gender of his dogs is not clear, but it seems likely they were female.

Police took a dim view of his bestial relationship with his pets and he was soon convicted of animal cruelty. He faces a 30 day jail sentence, and is banned from owning animals for two years.

He also faces a “deviancy evaluation,” the results of which will doubtless be interesting.

His dogs have been confiscated and given to new owners.

Kristen:.....Nick.....I think i'm feeling unwell......
Nick: Wanna go see a doctor?
Kristen: Think so.....i won't be here tomorrow.......can you manage?
Nick:..........we'll see.....don't forget to bring your MC the day you come back.

Well.....i think this is the reason......
A 14-year-old girl had her boyfriend and two other male accomplices violate her friend whilst she delightedly filmed the crime.

The schoolgirl perpetrator, who was attending a school in the Malaysian capital of Kuala Lumpur, had her friend accompany her and her boyfriend to a secluded spot, where she had sex with her boyfriend whilst her friend acted as lookout.

Apparently not satisfied, the girl then told her friend to have sex with her boyfriend too. She declined, but the schoolgirl insisted, and had her boyfriend rape her whilst she watched, apparently enjoying the spectacle.

Still not satisfied, she called two additional male acquaintances and had them have sex repeatedly with the girl too.

All the while she had apparently been filming the ordeal with her mobile phone, and encouraging the boys whilst they had their way with the girl.

Their victim subsequently reported them to police.

June: Nick.
Nick: Yes? You're not sick, are you? Why are you looking so pale?
June: Is....is Kris here?
Nick: No. She just went to see a doctor. She's not feeling well.
June: *sighs with relief* Thank god. If she was here, she'll be at my throat at a second if i said 'I don't have any news to report today'.
(The door suddenly slams open. Kristen strides in and holds up a knife at June's neck)
Kristen: What.....did.....you....say?
Nick: Apparently, I forgot to tell you that she just went out of the OTHER door a few seconds ago.......

'Tomatoes!'
'Chilli!'
'Red Light!'
'Green Light!'
'Amber!'
'Crimson shade!'
'Haemogolbin!'
etc.....
Nicholas and Zamie's random conversation...........

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Friday, June 5, 2009

\\*Conversation*//

Another conversation between me and my staff.
Nick: GAH!!!!! My com just shut down on me!!!
Kristen: Then just switch it back on.
Nick: But all my work!! GONE!!!
Isaac: You didn't save?
Nick: *looks at him* It shut down. I'm screaming my head off about losing my work. What the hell do you expect?
Johann: *runs into the room* MY HAIR!!! MY HAIR!!!!
Kristen: Another screaming weirdo. What now?
Johann: I CAN'T FIND MY SHAMPOO!!!
(Isaac trades looks with June and start laughing as Nick reboots computer)

This incident is purely fictional and did not really happen. This is much due to the fact that the characters are purely non-existent.

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A typical conversation between my staff
Kristen: Johann....Isaac.....why are you so into rapists???
Johann: It's not my fault! It's the news fault!!!
Isaac: Yeah! The news!!!
Kristen: *holding up the scripts* But, what the hell?! For two days in a row you give me rapists??? You guys are just regular pervos......
J&I: What??!!!

Okay, anyway.......

The controversy over the recent mishandling of a case of gang rape amongst its students by a Kyoto university has intensified with the news that one of the rapists had just started working as a middle school teacher, and the university apparently deliberately refrained from reporting that they investigated him (which they did not report to police) so he could continue working as a teacher.

The university, the Kyoto University of Education, trains teachers, and amongst those arrested recently for gang raping a fellow student at the university recently was a fresh graduate who had just started working at a local middle school.

He had apparently just started working as an assistant teacher at the school after receiving his licence, but after the details of his participation in the crime emerged the university not only did not report him to police, it did not even inform the local educational board about him.

Considering the remarks of the university head, it seems likely this was done to protect his career, and most likely also the reputation of the university. Whether the university took this into account in refraining from bringing in police at all is an open question.

With the media storm which ensued, the university finally decided to report that he had been suspended (although it seems he managed to graduate and start work despite being suspended months ago all the same) to the educational board. The teacher then immediately resigned, “for personal reasons.”
It seems the number one target for reducing sex crimes in Japan should be the teaching profession, as it looks to be packed with rapists, chikan and lolicon

On June's side, everything is going smooth.....for now....
Hatsune Miku’s long awaited PSP debut, entitled Project Diva and due at the end of the month, has spurred the population of NicoNico Douga into a veritable buying frenzy, with some 3,500 Nico-goers having already made their pre-orders, an impressive number considering sales of this kind of game are usually modest.

This may of course bear no small connection to the fact that the success of NicoNico Douga is intimately bound up with the Hatsune Miku boom, and it seems neither could long survive without the other…

Of course, cunning Miku-marketing seems also to have no small effect here.

In more news.....Wii rips off PS2
Nintendo has delighted its fans by finally offering the Wii in the same colour as the dark of night and the raven’s wing, but between it and the “Classic Controller Pro”, certain similarities to Sony’s PS2 are noticeable:


The “kuro” Wii gets its release in August.

Unkind observers might even jibe that the similarities hardly end with the casing, for the Wii has never impressed with its power… Of course, this flattering imitation evidently works both ways.

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Thursday, June 4, 2009

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Isaac and Johann are in charge of random news. June is in charge of Mangas and animes section and unreliable pics and snooping....and Kristen is helping out with my news, telling me which is important.

Anyway, June found a lot of stuff today.......
Plans for a new Darker Than Black animation were strongly hinted at in the infamous Bones animator list that was leaked to the public last year, but it is now official - a continuation to Darker Than Black was revealed in the latest Young GanGan magazine.

The eventual announcement of the new Full Metal Alchemist series referred to in the list did much to help the list’s credibility as a real internal document; this latest news only serves to strengthen that conviction, much to the delight of fans of this supernatural action series.
Sources? she found this pic.....

Translation: TV Anime Continuation confirmed! Darker than Black

The earlier speculation by fans concerning a new Negima! series turned out to be slightly off, as the series will not be on TV, but rather 2nd season continuation to the popular Ala Alba OVA series.

The official announcement is on the Ala Alba official website, the key points are translated below:

In answer to the expectations of fans of Negima who want to see more of the anime, a 2nd season of the OAD has been announced!

The 2nd season of the OAD will include 4 episodes. The series will begin after Summer 2009 and will be published sequentially (with tankoubon releases). As with the 1st season, it will go on sale along with first-time limited edition tankoubon.

As for a major point of concern, the series will continue right after the end of Shiroki Tsubasa Ala Alba! In other words, right into “Mahou Sekai-hen” (Magic World Chapter)!
This will be an invitation to battles, sexiness and a new Negima world!
The production will once again be handled by Shaft, and the series will retain the same director and character designer as the first season.

Ken Akamatsu will be continuing his work as general producer of the series, something that must be excellent news for Negima fans.

The OAD itself has been attracting attention for a variety of reasons…


The apparent real world reference used for the music hall Azusa visited in episode 9 of K-ON! has been discovered by intrepid otaku explorers, succeeding in unearthing the 3D world locales used in photographic references much as they did with previous expeditions.

Truly, nothing can hide from the all-seeing eye of 2ch.
The location is apparently a small music hall (of the sort so popular in Japan) named Mojo, and located somewhere in Kyoto, which makes it all the more likely that someone from Kyoto Animation might be familiar with the establishment.

Unfortunately for local otaku, stalking the music hall in real life is unlikely to lead to an encounter with anyone quite as moe as the actual twin-tailed guitar player:


A South Korean publisher has recently produced a manhwa, or Korean manga, detailing the early life of a young and distinctly moe Barrack Obama.

The author translated his manhwa from Korean in order to enter the American market with his works.

If the manhwa proves to be successful future moe biographies in the “Great Hero” series may be written for Mr. Obama’s secretary Hillary Clinton, Charles Darwin, and others.

The publishers expect the book to be such a success that they have reserved front table displays at major American bookstores and have set up an overseas office as well.

The manhwa itself will cover Obama’s life in Hawaii, visiting Kenya, and his Ivy League schooling. It seems unlikely it will be anything but a hagiographic paean to the great leader’s rise, with any controversy left out in favor of lionising Obama, as is the fashion.

Isaac and Johann are pretty hard-working too.
A university has attracted almost universal criticism for defending at least six men who gang raped a fellow student, refusing to report them to police on the grounds that “they might commit suicide”.

The crime in question was perpetrated by six students of a Kyoto university, in their early to mid twenties, all of whom have been identified as sports specialists
The men took turns raping a highly inebriated19-year-old girl at a drinking party, who had apparently passed out after drinking a large amount of beer. Reportedly, they held the door to the room into which they took the girl shut when a staff member attempted entry, and this aroused suspicions.

The victim reported the rape to the university, which investigated and suspended the perpetrators. It did not bother informing police though.

Police later acted to arrest the six, and all but one denied the crimes, claiming “she wasn’t drunk” and “she consented”. One however admits to the rape and confirms the details established by police.

In addition to the six, several other students are thought to have been present who might have intervened, but did nothing, and police are investigating this.

Whilst the crime itself has been given much coverage by the media, the astonishingly lenient response of the university has attracted equal attention, virtually all condemnatory.

The university first conducted an internal investigation, which concluded that “indecent acts” had indeed taken place. However, they did not report the matter to police, instead opting to merely suspend the rapists.

The university head explained that, had the case been made public, “the perpetrators might be in danger of committing suicide,” and due to these “educational considerations” they were not even expelled, and excused itself further by saying that it was not sure whether a rape had actually taken place, although it did not reveal details of its “investigations”.

He later defended his leniency further to students: “It was a heinous act which trampled on her rights. I wish to raise awareness of human rights, and for you all to reflect on this case. Maybe I’ll be called soft, but we also have a duty to allow these offenders to reform and go out into society at large,” referring to their suspension rather than expulsion.

It seems their victim will be expected to continue attending the same university as her rapists, assuming any of them manage to return to university in timely fashion after serving any ensuing sentences.

The reaction to the case, in particular the handling of the rapists by the university, has been one of outrage, with most observers concerned that the university is more concerned about protecting the perpetrators than it is about what appears to be a very clear example of a crime.

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Wednesday, June 3, 2009

\\*My non-existent staff...*//

My non-existent staff
Isaac(he's slightly gay)

June (She's a kid.....)

Johann (He loves his hair...)


I fired Yui......trying to get replacement......and i think i found her....?

I think her name's Kristen.....what a boyish name.......

And finally....ME!!!! (I look cool, right?? anyway, he wears specs like me, so i chose him as my pic.....BTW, his name is Chikusa...... his weapon is a yo yo that shoots out poisonous needles, YO!!)

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\\*YUI!!!!! STOP SLEEPING!!! (Who teh hell is she??)*//



Yui(one of my non-existent staff) seems to have been caught in a sleepy moment in work......Anyway....i'm still awaiting for more news. Yui's not doing her job..i should fire her....

Nevermind, I think I can manage alone.

A doctor has been arrested after rubbing his penis on a lady patient’s knees. He was supposed to be examining the young lady’s throat. The 41-year-old doctor, a specialist in diseases of the nose and throat, was working at a specialist clinic in Fukuoka when he was called upon to inspect a young lady’s throat. She was 20 at the time.The lady was laid down in a reclining chair, alone with the doctor, being admonished “Don’t move” and “Don’t look down.”However, she quickly noticed something was amiss with the examination when the doctor pulled down his trousers and repeatedly rubbed his nether regions against her knees, apparently hoping she would not notice.His patient objected to this unusual method of diagnosis, and lodged a complaint with the establishment, but was told to get lost: “We don’t know anything about that.”Upset with this, she instead filed a complaint with police, prompting a criminal investigation, still ongoing.The doctor for his part denies the allegations: “This lady is surely mistaken.”Police are apparently investigating a number of other allegations of improper “treatment” received by patients, suspecting the cases may be related…


A man sliced off his own penis with a hot knife after he was denied a marriage with his sweetheart, due to her being of the wrong class.The 25-year-old man, a resident of Egypt’s southern province of Qena, had earnestly sought to persuade his father to let him marry his sweetheart, who happened to be of a lower social class than their prestigious family.Despite trying for two years to persuade him, he was denied permission by his obstinate father.Apparently at the end of his tether, he took matters into his own hands; he heated a knife and then lopped off his penis.He was soon hospitalised, but doctors were not able to reattach his member.

A woman has been arrested after she tied firecrackers to her boyfriend’s penis whilst he was sleeping and set them off, as she was enraged that he turned down her offer of marriage. The Russian couple had apparently been dating for two years, and the woman felt confident enough to propose. However, her boyfriend (33) refused, undiplomatically telling her he would rather return to his first wife and their son. His girlfriend was infuriated by this, and hatched a plan of incredible viciousness. When her former lover was in the process of moving out to return to his former wife, she invited him to a farewell dinner, there plying him with much food and drink. Soon he fell asleep, and his jilted lover took her chance to avenge herself. She tied several firecrackers to his penis, and lit them. They exploded with catastrophic effects. The man was hospitalised immediately and is said to be fighting for his life. It seems probable that he was completely emasculated by the attack. If he survives, his ex-lover will face a sentence of up to twelve years, though if he dies murder charges seem likely.


There has been report of a vid that shows more of the oft-bizarre world of Japanese TV, the topic of this program being the conversion of young high school boys into appropriately attired young girls, then having them engage in “play” with a male idol onstage....

The highly excited studio audience present is, naturally, almost entirely composed of young Japanese women - if you too would also like to join in on the marvel of trap transformations, the videos can be found in youtube. Search under 'Boys turn into cute girls ep 5 (vol. 1)
If you will only watch one video, Part 3 is highly recommended, both for the quality of its trap and for the numerous subtitles added via Youtube’s comment feature.

I was watching the vids until my mother started nagging.......Gah, i hate it when people control me.....Freedom....that's what i need

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Tuesday, June 2, 2009

\\*Report*//



Popular idol-seiyuu Inoue Marina, famous for numerous roles, such as Yoko Littner from Gurren Lagann and Alicia from Senjou no Valkryia, seems also to have another side to her.

She can draw.

She may be reminiscent of another artistically inclined idol, but her illustrations are far more classy; it may also come as a relief to some to learn that she does not inlude guro art in her portfolio.

MORE NEWS TO ANIME LOVERS....
The July issue of Dengeki Bunko has revealed confirmation of a third season of J.C. Staff’s fan-favorite series, Shakugan no Shana.

Speculation and rumors over a likely third season has been brewing for some time now, but this is the first concrete confirmation through official channels of the new series.

As they often are with these sort of announcements, details are scarce, with some rumors even suggesting that the upcoming series will be a remake rather than a continuation from the second season, although that might seem far fetched.

Regardless of the exact details, this can hardly be seen as anything but joyous news for fans of the fiery-haired melon-pan lover.


What teh (deliberate spelling error) hell??? This was taken in Japan, btw......


Console marketing tool and cosplay idol Shoko-tan has a well known penchant for art, and has just created a Pixiv profile and uploaded a selection of illustrations.

Rather surprisingly, in addition to standard shoujo style art covering her anime and game favourites, she has submitted a number of guro works featuring blood and grisly dismemberment.....

More about this Shoko-Tan...

Ota-idol Shoko-tan has attracted much consternation recently with her announcement that she has acquired a PS3 (along with a demo copy of Final Fantasy XIII), after only recently swearing eternal fealty to Microsoft, which is being read as a sign of the times - the Xbox’s Japanese rally is over it seems, and now the console flies into headlong retreat…
In her gleeful and typically abstruse blog post on the subject, she stresses that she received the console as a “surprise gift” from her friends, although in earlier blog posts she was heard to express shock at the news of long time Xbox exclusive Tales of Vesperia’s impending PS3 release (though stopped short of vowing to procure the console).

Just how much of a surprise the console came as to her is not something which can readily be ascertained, but it seems her brief reign as MS poster child is at an end, as Sony supporters are already crowing sweet victory.

She seems very pleased with the gift, expressing eternal gratitude to her friends. Doubtless she will be pre-ordering Vesperia as soon as possible?

Xbox fans are vainly pointing out that she bought the Xbox herself, but that the PS3 was merely a gift from friends (which she seems ecstatic over).,,

Non sequitor, she also seems to be pregnant...i did tell you that this is Unreliable news, right?

This Nichofatt reporting (not) live from....somewhere (my house)......

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Monday, June 1, 2009

\\*More weird news*//

More weird news....on THIS blog.
An overly conscientious teacher has been subjected to disciplinary dismissal after he helped female students by giving them unscheduled breast examinations.

The 49-year-old middle school teacher was concerned that the young girls might develop breast cancer, so he kindly took them in to the health room for private examinations, he says. “I was checking for lumps associated with breast cancer.”

He apparently did this at least six times from December 2007 to March 2008, without any objections from his trusting students.

However, when his pupils graduated from middle school and began attending high school in 2009, it seems they discussed the matter there and the school soon came to the uncharitable conclusion that his health checks were actually less than innocent in intent.

The teacher admits to the unauthorised examinations, and has been dismissed from his post, the school apparently valuing the propriety of its students over their health.




Anime is in vogue, literally, for the Japanese edition of glossy fashion rag Vogue, Vogue Nippon, is covering manga and anime of interest to “fashionistas”.

For more unreliable news, keep watch on THIS blog!

'You know.....random things are my forte. Don't try to be funny with ME! On the other hand, I can be funny with YOU!!'
-Nicholas

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Who I Am__________

Name: Nicholas
Bdae: 21 March
Nicks: Nics. Lol.
Skool: bleh
Contact: 1800-NOT-A-REAL-NUMBER.com

What I Adore________

Food: Anything except bittergourd
Drinks: Groovy Grape(F&N)
Pastimes: Reading, Thinking, Listening to music, sleeping, wishing i was sleeping
People: Mom, Dad, Li'l Sis, all my friends. Except MK. Was an exceptional bastard today(17/05/10)

What I Hate_________

People: You.
Things: That.
Food: It.

Music's Playing_____


More Free Music at MP3-Codes.com
Artist: Nana Kitade
Song: Kiss or Kiss

My Past Thoughts___

November 2008

January 2009

February 2009

March 2009

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August 2009

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October 2009

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June 2010

July 2011

The Chats______


Them__________

|Keith| Shi Quan| something a little extra| Ethel|
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