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Saturday, June 6, 2009

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Kristen: WHAT THE F***??!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!
J&I: HAVE MERCY!!!!

Okay.....anyway, you'll see what's happening.....

A top head teacher and inspector of schools has been found guilty of sexually inspecting at least five schoolgirls, though he insists it is all a misunderstanding and he was merely “applying medicinal cream” to their genitals, or “taking them to the toilet.”

The 56-year-old head teacher ran a primary school in Wales, and had been appointed a lead inspector of schools. His concern for the health of his young female charges proved to be his undoing however.

The prosecution accused the man of harbouring “an unhealthy interest in young girls”, though of 19 original charges 8 were dropped on account of poor evidence, and he was cleared of two of the remainder. This still left 9 charges of sexual assault on his students, which the jury saw fit to convict him of.

The charges included stripping girls and then rubbing “medicinal cream” into their genitals, or helping girls in their trips to the toilet. He was also accused of assaulting two girls after taking them swimming.

One member of staff described how she had witnessed the head take off a girl’s trousers and pantsu and “prise open her legs” after she had complained of being sore.

At the end of the examination the girl was said to have asked her “Miss, have I been naughty?” The staff member allegedly reported the incident, but nothing was done.

The old man desperately tried to stave off a jail sentence, but the judge was having none of it: “The inevitability is custody. I can’t see any other consequence. I’m certain.” He did however grant bail for the head teacher to prepare himself for a stay in one of the UK’s luxury prisons.

The teacher insisted upon his innocence until the bitter end: “It’s a tragedy. It’s broken our hearts.”

In addition to his jail sentence, he has been suspended from his position as head teacher and an investigation into the school’s handling of the case is underway.

It seems enthusiastic concern for the health of female students is universal in the teaching profession, and the child heaven of the west is no exception…

This news is thatnks to someone called Sycamore....

Kristen: You guys are seriously dead......
Johann: It wasn't my fault-
Isaac: Ahem.
Johann: I mean, OUR fault, that we got these....we just got it from our sources and-
Kristen: Then AVOID THESE SOURCES, YOU IMBECILES!!!!

Uh.....i think you can guess.

Furries turned in one of their own after they saw him having sex with his two dogs, leading to his arrest.

The 21-year-old man, a resident of Washington State, was witnessed engaging in sex with his two malamutes (similar to huskies) by a pair of other furries (whether intentionally or not is unclear), who took exception and reported him to authorities.

The gender of his dogs is not clear, but it seems likely they were female.

Police took a dim view of his bestial relationship with his pets and he was soon convicted of animal cruelty. He faces a 30 day jail sentence, and is banned from owning animals for two years.

He also faces a “deviancy evaluation,” the results of which will doubtless be interesting.

His dogs have been confiscated and given to new owners.

Kristen:.....Nick.....I think i'm feeling unwell......
Nick: Wanna go see a doctor?
Kristen: Think so.....i won't be here tomorrow.......can you manage?
Nick:..........we'll see.....don't forget to bring your MC the day you come back.

Well.....i think this is the reason......
A 14-year-old girl had her boyfriend and two other male accomplices violate her friend whilst she delightedly filmed the crime.

The schoolgirl perpetrator, who was attending a school in the Malaysian capital of Kuala Lumpur, had her friend accompany her and her boyfriend to a secluded spot, where she had sex with her boyfriend whilst her friend acted as lookout.

Apparently not satisfied, the girl then told her friend to have sex with her boyfriend too. She declined, but the schoolgirl insisted, and had her boyfriend rape her whilst she watched, apparently enjoying the spectacle.

Still not satisfied, she called two additional male acquaintances and had them have sex repeatedly with the girl too.

All the while she had apparently been filming the ordeal with her mobile phone, and encouraging the boys whilst they had their way with the girl.

Their victim subsequently reported them to police.

June: Nick.
Nick: Yes? You're not sick, are you? Why are you looking so pale?
June: Is....is Kris here?
Nick: No. She just went to see a doctor. She's not feeling well.
June: *sighs with relief* Thank god. If she was here, she'll be at my throat at a second if i said 'I don't have any news to report today'.
(The door suddenly slams open. Kristen strides in and holds up a knife at June's neck)
Kristen: What.....did.....you....say?
Nick: Apparently, I forgot to tell you that she just went out of the OTHER door a few seconds ago.......

'Tomatoes!'
'Chilli!'
'Red Light!'
'Green Light!'
'Amber!'
'Crimson shade!'
'Haemogolbin!'
etc.....
Nicholas and Zamie's random conversation...........

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