Wednesday, July 29, 2009
TENNISA!!!!
lmao
hahahaha
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Look. I only have time for one post, 'kay? So say anything and i'll crush your neck.
A woman who butchered her baby son, eating his brains and other body parts, did so at the devil’s insistence.
The 33-year-old woman, a resident of San Antonio, Texas, gave birth to her son three weeks prior, but motherhood soon gave way to grisly murder.
She used a steak knife to stab her son to death, then carved off his head and skinned and gutted the corpse.
She apparently also devoured his brains and ate several of his toes.
After finishing her macabre antics she attempted to commit suicide by stabbing herself repeatedly, but was soon hospitalised when police responded, and is now in a stable condition.
Her statements to police reveal she may well not have been entirely compos mentis when carrying out the crime; she claims to have heard voices and to have been told by the devil to do away with her child.
Police have charged her with murder, and set her bail at a million dollars. She may face the death penalty if convicted.
A motive, other than demonic compulsion, has yet to be established; acquaintances describe her as “a little odd,” but no substantive mental issues appear apparent.
Via the Houston Chronicle.
This has all the hallmarks of a particularly extreme case of postpartum depression, the cause of many murderous acts by mothers to their infants…
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Gah.......i'm dead....anyway...the skin is a desperate one, so don't say anything.
damn.....i had a fever of 39 this morning....now is 38.....
.....sorry....the posting of news will have to withheld....
can't do much....computer has no batt......
dying.......
Bleh......
*collapses*
(Yes, i'm still alright)
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
DON"T KILL MEDICS!!@!!!AIYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!!! It's the same result as talking about logic in anime.
English language eroge publisher Manga Gamer recently relaunched their site, and accompanying this is their flagship release KiraKira, a 2007 visual novel by OverDrive focused on the antics of a band’s trip through Japan, and with notably high quality art.
And, no....i won't add in any freaking artwork some others drew up....and some from Overdrive....really sorry for all those hentai freaks (you can't hide...you know you're one)...
Naturally, the game is not lacking in erotic content – the CG(not included here. Go search for it if you want) are from the Japanese release and so censored, whereas those in the English release are of course fully uncensored.
The title is firmly plot centred, so it will doubtless be of interest to those interested in the combination of romantic storyline with tasteful erotic artwork.
KiraKira is available for immediate download via MangaGamer.
A furry has been charged with conspiring to murder his parents after he solicited a furry assassin by promising to let him bite off his penis.
24-year-old Christopher Monks, from Lancashire in the north of England, allegedly plotted the murder of his adoptive parents with 19-year-old Shaun Skarnes, of nearby Cheshire, after the pair met on a furry site.
Monks apparently fantasised earnestly about having his penis bitten off, and the bisexual couple hashed out a plan online after weeks of such interchanges.
The plan commenced with Skarnes paying a visit to Monks, who unsurprisingly lived with his parents. After playing computer games together, Skarnes pretended to get the train home, but in fact lurked for hours in a nearby park waiting for his signal.
Meanwhile, Monks watched a DVD with his parents and waited for them to go to bed. Once they were asleep, he summoned his furry assassin with a text message.
Monks’ father soon awoke in the early hours of the morning to discover the furry killer by his bedside, wielding a kitchen knife. He scuffled with Skarnes, and called for help. His wife, who had been sleeping elsewhere, summoned police and came to his aid; he explained what transpired:
“I thought he was trying to kill me. My wife tried to hit him with a stick but it broke. She then began to talk to him in a calming way. At that point, his manner changed completely.”
By this time a police officer had arrived, and Skarnes was promptly taken into custody. The father escaped with bruises, a cut palm, and, appropriately enough, bite marks.
Monks was apparently busily deleting the incriminating text messages while this occurred, and police initially thought of him as a witness rather than a suspect. However, soon they realised they were dealing with more than just the mania of a lone furry, and took him into custody as well.
The prosecution claims Monks was an avowed furry who fantasised constantly about having his penis bitten off, and offered this opportunity to Skarnes as payment for killing his parents:
“It may seem extreme that he wanted his penis bitten off, but there is ample evidence from websites he visited and conversations with Shaun Skarnes that this was a deeply held interest and one he found sexually stimulating.
It seems that Skarnes was to receive no money for killing Mr and Mrs Monks but the prospect of biting off Monks’ penis. This was the climactic act of the conspiracy.”
The Monks are disbelieving of the monstrous depravity of their demented son:
“We have no doubt that (Christopher) did not intend to go to this extreme. There is no-one in our closest circle of friends who is not shocked at what has happened.”
Supposedly, the Furaffinity account of the maniacs concerned are visible here and here…
Via Lep.
It seems the crazed fantasies of furries spill over into the real world with disturbing regularity…
A pair of ladies who had been stealing bricks from a building were mortally surprised when the building fell on top of them, killing them and crushing a further 13 as it toppled into a neighbouring restaurant.
The thieves, apparently a group of five farmers who had migrated into the city of Liuzhou in China’s southern Guangxi province, had turned to stealing bricks from a derelict building nearby, digging into its walls to extract the bricks for sale.
However, it appears that they stole one too many bricks, for the entire building suddenly collapsed, toppling onto a neighbouring restaurant and crushing 13 of its patrons horribly, though they escaped death.
The brick thieves were not so lucky – firemen picking through the rubble discovered the crushed remains of two women in what was once the building. What happened to the rest of the group is not clear.
Via Heaven.
You may recall the tale of a Chinese bus company replacing its emergency glass breaking hammers with bricks to discourage theft( i wasn't here for a few days, so the report would be next..) – this would appear to be a futile expedient…
A Chinese company is equipping its bus fleet with emergency bricks so passengers can make good their escape should an accident befall them.
The emergency bricks are painted yellow and marked “Emergency”, in case that is not obvious enough.
The bus company claims it had to take this expedient due to the fact that customers kept stealing its safety hammers; they are hopeful nobody will want to steal a brick, although this being China it is hard to be sure…
Via Heaven.
In other news, Chinese students, female ones, cheat by placing answers on the front part of their uniform vest, which is kinda sick. So....the result......they asked the students not to wear anything at all....
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Anyway. Meow.......
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Cospa has announced its offerings to be sold at its Comiket 76 booth. One item is a very special K-ON! bowl, modeled after the even more special pantsu that have delighted fans everywhere.
Fans can now eat or drink out of delicious porcelain pantsu, or at least decorate the dinner table with it…
The bowl is actually a part of a K-ON! meal set to be sold for ¥5,000. Other goods in the set are: a lunch mat, chopsticks, a chopsticks bag, a spoon, a fork, inexplicable castanets, and a glossy bag to hold everything in.
They're all kind of......weird, so i won't post them, except the bowl.
Haruhi’s continuing Endless Eight story arc is exasperating fans, and the usual demented otaku antics ensue, with 2ch providing examples of otaku driven to destruction.
Their attention seeking antics aside, it seems clear Kyoto Animation and Kadokawa are treading dangerous ground, as it looks likely that the “Disappearance” story arc will not be included as promised (though we might wonder about its cliffhanger potential).
Coming on top of the previous marketing tactics this seems to be more than even brainwashed Haruhi devotees can stomach…
A detailed comparison of the Tales of Vesperia demos for the PS3 and Xbox 360 reveals that the PS3 actually has noticeably inferior graphics to the Xbox 360 beta which was circulated to paying testers some time ago. The PS3 version actually has a lower resolution than the Xbox 360 version, for reasons we can only wonder at…
Screenshot scholars Digital Foundry hold forth on the matter:
Playable demos are often the first chance we get to check out gaming performance before the full retail or review code is made available to us. In the vast majority of cases, demos are actually produced after the final game has been submitted for evaluation to the platform holder, and it’s very rare indeed that there are any palpable differences between the sampler and the “real thing” in terms of pure performance.
So with that in mind, let’s take a look at Tales of Vesperia, the demo of which has recently found its way onto PSN… analysed by MazingerDUDE.
Curiously, the actual content of the demo is very different to what Xbox 360 owners got in their download, but there are several differences and similarities that can be discerned. Tales of Vesperia runs at 30FPS in the field sections, while the battle sections run at a crisp 60FPS on both systems. Similarly each version is v-synced, with no tearing.
Yup, a it’s sub-HD detail level resolved on PlayStation 3, with a bizarre 1280×576 resolution chosen for the game up against 720p on Xbox 360.
This results in a somewhat uneven form of scaling for PS3 owners, compounded by the anti-aliasing solution chosen: quincunx, which combined with the lower resolution adds a somewhat obvious, and unwelcome, blur to the game. For its part, Xbox 360 also uses a blur filter as opposed to a proper edge-smoothing solution, but with the additional detail level, the impact is not quite so distracting.
Away from the performance elements, and perhaps by way of compensation bearing in mind the delay in launching, Namco Bandai is promising a wealth of unseen content for the full retail release of the PS3 version, including new playable characters, costumes, quests and game areas, along with some level of interfacing with the forthcoming PSP release, Tales of VS.
Some related trivia: the only other sub-HD game we’ve come across that employs a 1280×576 resolution would be PS3 Soul Calibur IV, and even then, only when the game is forced to run in the 1080i/p compatibility mode (that is, with 720p disabled on the XMB), otherwise it is proper 1280×720.
Barring further upset, it appears gleeful Xbox 360 beta testers (at least those ones not smitten with Patty) get the last laugh in this bitter contest…
Tales of Vesperia PS3 Final Ultimate Edition (with Patty) is available for pre-order now.
Via Hachimaki.
Dream C Club’s oppai baring mainstay Rui is quite the sight to behold, but a comparison between her and her seiyuu Hitomi Harada yields a shocking surprise…
It doesn’t usually turn out like this.
Dream C Club is due August 27th.
Weak, effete men and the improved social position of women in recent years are held to be amongst the reasons that a quarter of Japanese may soon pass their entire lives without ever marrying.
The latest trend amongst unmarried Japanese is “婚活 / konkatsu”, an abbreviation formed from the words “kekkon” and “katsudou”, meaning marriage and activity respectively.
Such activities, now well in vogue, try to create opportunities for meetings between the sexes for the ever increasing population of aging and poorly connected Japanese aspiring to matrimonial bliss, as it seems many feel an overwhelming social pressure to pursue marriage, and in yet in the normal course of their lives are never to able to court potential paramours.
A recent work by a sociologist and a journalist, “Age of ‘Konkatsu’”, attempts to analyse this trend, and presents findings which may disturb those Japanese keen to pursue married life.
Until now, the proportion of people in their fifties who remain unmarried their entire lives has stood at 16% for men, and 7% for women, however this is estimated to increase to 25% never marrying as the younger non-marrying generations age.
Factors cited in this trend are increasing numbers of passive men fearful of rejection, and increasing numbers of women with greater social stature, and less time to meet potential suitors. The work is presumably too circumspect to mention the economic expectations of women as a factor.
As a result, active attempts to find a spouse are said to be essential – it is the “Age of Konkatsu,” if this research is to be believed.
Via Sankei.
Other researchers have stated that now is Japan’s last hope before an irreversible demographic death spiral grips the nation, as the few children of mostly childless couples themselves proceed to have even fewer children, who in their turn may have even fewer children…
Friday, July 17, 2009
A man who was charged a staggering $23 quadrillion for a packet of cigarettes has fortunately managed to avoid paying the bill.
The New Hampshire resident bought a packet of cigarettes at a Mobil petrol station using his Visa credit card, but when he returned home he discovered he had been charged rather more than he expected.
Eventually he managed to clear up the matter with the issuing Bank of America, and was naturally relieved not to have to pay the bill.
Visa downplayed the blunder, described as an “inaccuracy”:
“A temporary programming error at Visa Debit Processing Services, caused some transactions to be inaccurately posted to a small number of Visa prepaid accounts.
The technical glitch, which impacted fewer than 13,000 Visa prepaid transactions, has been corrected and erroneous postings have been removed.
Importantly, this incident had no financial impact on Visa prepaid cardholders.
Visa regrets any inconvenience to our customers and has taken immediate steps to ensure this error doesn’t occur again.”
Via Itai News.
The US GDP is only $14 trillion, so by not making this man pay an opportunity to increase the US GDP by 16,200% has been lost; such are the wonders of national income accounting…
Nendoroid rendition of Touhou Project miko heroine Hakurei Reimu will be released at Comiket 76 in August 2009.
Mika-tan of Goodsmile Company updated her blog yesterday with more photos of the figurine in action. Nendoroid Reimu will come with interchangeable face part, hand parts, and props that let her banish youkai or enjoy tea. Her stand platform is modeled after her yin-yang orbs.
Perhaps it makes the efforts of earlier fanmade Touhou Nendoroids for naught? Not that fans will complain, assuming they can obtain one…
For those who can’t make it to C76, Mika-tan mentioned that other methods for procuring Nendoroid Reimu will be announced on July 23rd – this will include online ordering, though international availability is not clear.
More photos can be found on Mika-tan’s blog.
Long running classic Inuyasha is set to be given a new series dealing with the as yet unanimated portions of the manga (which itself finally concluded after a marathon run some time ago).
The new series will see volumes 36 to 56 of the manga animated, so it looks set to be a long running production (the original anime ran for four years).
The anime is set for an autumn broadcast, by which time much additional information will doubtless have been made available.
The previous anime continuation made nary a ripple, but doubtless this will be a different matter…
And once more, i am interrupted......Good night..
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Beako looks so cool in this pic.......anyway.
Even moral crusader idol Agnes Chan is resigned to defeat where the new loli ban is concerned, but she vows to strike back against the wicked lolicon in a rather strangely worded update to her diary:
NB: Multiple exclamation marks and slightly disturbing language are her own]
My pink dress arrived from America [for a meeting with the media]. But there won’t be any photos. Even so, we should be stylish even when nobody can see us.
The Diet’s session ran out of time, it’s unfortunate but this session we may not get the ban.
But all the members really tried hard for this, and agreed on the content of the new law!!!
Possession will be banned, and be illegal!!! I’m grateful, so grateful. They thought of the children, I’m deeply moved.
They thought of the wishes of the people, and they worked hard didn’t they? Both parties promised me “We can’t manage it this session, but we’ll surely do it next.” I’m so grateful.
To all the members, I know you’ll be busy with the election, but when you get back I want for you to start once more.
Doubtless banning loli materials will be foremost on their minds, even as they fight for reelection.
Idols may not have much of a reputation for being intellectuals, but Agnes appears to be doing even that a disservice…
.....
Anyway.....
and since Mother is complaining......and i can't do anything about it....if only...i had more tome, i would be able to do more....and...if i had the ability to erase, create, destroy and alter reality....that would be cool too.
See you, world.......
LMAO. Here's another.
And here are two serious ones....
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
I LIKE BEAKO!!!!
Beako = The Bane Of All Lolicon, and the general anti-lolicon lolicon loli mascot(I know it doesn't make sense, but hey, atleast you get a tongue twister...)
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Hatsune Miku’s 3D incarnation in her popular game debut on the PSP, Project Diva, has been revealed to be based on a real flesh and blood loli, in the form of 13-year-old young idol Yui Ogura.
No sooner had this news sunk in than Yui herself created a MAD of herself dancing Miku-style and uploaded it to NicoNico Douga
Meh.....that's all i have
i'm running out of time......
If i had more......
Sunday, July 12, 2009
A teacher stands accused of indecent assault after he dropped his trousers in front of a schoolgirl and asked her to rub his nether regions.
He denies the charges, explaining that he was just asking her for a massage.
The Miyazaki prefecture teacher (39) was apparently unfortunate enough to be run into by a 16-year-old schoolgirl cycling home from her part time job.
He fell, and soon complained to the girl of pain in his leg. He bade her accompany him to a nearby car park, where he removed his trousers and underwear, and asked her “Won’t you rub it?”
The girl seems to have complied to an uncertain extent, and returned home without incident. Explaining what had happened to her mother, they reported the incident to police.
Arrested on these charges, the teacher protests: “I just had her massage me, it wasn’t obscene…”
Via Asahi.
At 16 she should possibly have known better than to trust one of the nation’s teachers, or for that matter a random stranger asking her to accompany him to a relatively private spot; we can but wonder at what ruse he used…
The mother of a 13-year-old girl is suing a hotel after she said her daughter contracted a strange affliction from the swimming pool waters: a fetus.
The mother is requesting compensation from the owners of the Egyptian hotel for her daughter’s unexpected pregnancy on the grounds that there was stray sperm in the untreated pool water.
“The mother is adamant that her daughter didn’t meet any boys while she was there and is determined to go ahead with the case,” says one travel industry source.
Via Ananova.
Such mothers are doubtless the cause of many a virgin birth…
Nothing much to post...maybe it's due to the to-be posts have too many pics....if i can find time...maybe......
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Kama (鎌 or かま?) are Okinawan and Japanese traditional farming implements similar to a sickle used for reaping crops and also employed as a weapon. Before being used in martial arts, the kama was widely used throughout Asia to cut crops, mostly rice. It is commonly used in martial arts from Malaysia, Indonesia and the Philippines where it is found in many forms. The kama has also been used in Chinese martial arts but not often. From one or both of these areas the kama was brought to Okinawa and incorporated into the martial art Te (hand) and later Karate (empty hand).
The Kama is a formidable weapon, traditionally used in pairs, though in agricultural use it would be used one-handed, whilst the other hand grasped the stalks for cutting. Agricultural use of the Kama can be seen in Kurosawa's Seven Samurai during the harvesting sequence. As a weapon, both the point and sharpened edge of the metal blade are called in to use, Okinawan kata (forms) suggesting that the kama could also be used to block, trap and disarm weapons used against the wielder. The hard edge of the kama blade would traditionally be kept razor-sharp to enable efficient cutting of crops, which made it a lethal weapon in the right hands, though this is sometimes a cause of training accidents by unskilled wielders, for whom blunt training versions of the weapon are created. They were often used by ninja.
Kama are often included in weapon training segments of karate, tae kwon do, silat and more obscurely in some kung fu systems. It is also a popular modern forms competition weapon. Modern forms competitors often simply adapt their empty hand routine while holding kama with little actual kama technique, or employ elaborate weapon-juggling routines that differ radically from the focused Okinawan forms.
The kusarigama (鎖鎌?, "chain-sickle") is a traditional Japanese weapon that consists of kama (the Japanese equivalent of a sickle) on a metal chain (manriki) with a heavy iron weight at the end.
Though the kusarigama is derived from a farmer's scythe, and though the sickle was often carried as a weapon during the feudal era of Japan, these farmers did not carry kusarigama. Its purpose as a weapon was very obvious, so unlike a sickle, it could not be carried openly. The art of handling the kusarigama is called kusarigamajutsu.
Attacking with the weapon usually entailed swinging the weighted chain in a large circle over one's head, and then whipping it forward to entangle an opponent's spear, sword, or other weapon, or immobilizing his arms or legs. This allows the kusarigama user to easily rush forward and strike with the sickle.
A kusarigama wielder might also strike with the spinning weighted end of the chain directly, causing serious or deadly injury to his opponent while still outside the range of the opponent's sword or spear.
Kusarigama have also been employed as anti-siege weapons, with the chain allowing the weapon to be retrieved after it was thrown downwards at an attacking force.
Many fictional accounts of kusarigama sometimes show fighters swinging the sickle with the chain, rather than the weighted end. Though entertaining, this is usually not a proper use of the weapon, as the sickle is likely to bounce off a target without causing much injury. One of the few exceptions to this is the Hōten-ryū discipline of the kusarigama.
An elderly man arrested for sexually assaulting a schoolgirl protests that the mentally disabled girl in fact led him on like a precocious young Lolita.
The 71-year-old “unemployed” man, a resident of Kyoto, is accused of approaching the girl on the street, and calling out to her. She ignored him, so he came up behind her and pushed her over, and then somehow lured her back to his home.
Once he got her home, he mildly ravished her, touching her nether regions.
The elderly lolicon admits to touching the girl, but adamantly maintains “She enticed me into taking her home with me.”
When confronted with the fact of her being mentally handicapped, he retorts “I didn’t know.”
His crime came to light after the girl and her mother reported the matter to police.
Via ZakZak.
It appears that chikanery is an age-neutral profession…
The regular monthly character rankings poll results from the August issue of Newtype have come out, with the rankings for Female characters being especially interesting this month.
The new Evangelion and Haruhi releases have naturally propelled their leading ladies even higher than their already lofty usual spots, but the big surprise this month is K-ON!’s dojikko Yui Hirasawa taking over the bustier Mio’s place as the highest ranked K-ON! character.
Newtype August 2009 Female Character Rankings
1. Asuka Langley Shikinami (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
2. Yui Hirasawa (K-ON!)
3. Mio Akiyama (K-ON!)
4. Rei Ayanami (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
5. Nagato Yuki (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)
6. C.C. (Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion)
7. Haruhi Suzumiya (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)
8. Sheryl Nome (Macross Frontier)
9. Riza Hawkeye (Fullmetal Alchemist)
10. Kuniko Houjou (Shangri-La)
Asuka’s #1 spot (under her new name) is not a surprise given her recent debut in the new Evangelion movie, and Rei of course has graced more of these character poll rankings than any other anime character in history.
Nagato and Haruhi’s positions are also a given as the second series is well underway, which gives us the amusing sight of the two ice queen sisters Rei and Nagato side by side.
However, the other Kyoani show on the Top 10 provides a surprising turnabout from expectations with Yui surpassing Mio in popularity!
Yui’s charms are definitely considerable, as her album cover from the Oricon chart-topping image singles shows in excellent detail, but her spot still comes off a stark surprise to many.
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Finally, i have a reason to read mangas.....or not? anyway. Manga art starts today and i am so...happy!!! And exactly on that day, i found a reason to bash up people, just because they don't like manga. DIE, FOOLISH PEOPLE!! Anyway (I STILL LOVE THAT WORD! I'm using it so people know when i switch to another random thing to another). Lately, everybody has been saying i watch hentai, which is not true. Sankaku COmplex is only used by me for the news, not the sites. THerefore, you are all stupid. SMILEY FACE :). I don't think there's any new news today....Checking now...Nope, there's none..... except this one. Censors will be included, but they don't do much anyway, cause you'll still know the word, lols....
The apparent possessor of the world’s strongest v***** recently broke her own v***** weight lifting record by hefting 14 kilograms using only the powerful grip of her intimate muscles.
The 42-year-old woman, Tatiana Kozhevnikova, a resident of the Russian city of Novosibirsk, has honed her genitals with years of training, and is now apparently a record holder, having been recognised by the Guinness Book of Records.
She explains what led her down the ill-trodden path of becoming a v*****l weight lifter:
“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls. I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and ins*r*ed it in my v*****. It took me ages to get it out!”
Having balls stuck inside her apparently did not dampen the ardour with which she trained; she kept at it, and describes her most recent training regime:
“You insert one of the balls(..............) in your v*****, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball(More dots.) onto this hook.”
The sexual applications of such muscular power are apparently not lost on her either:
“It’s enough to exercise your v***** five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed.”
Via Heaven.
These sort of exercises are widely regarded as most healthy, though such strength seems to have dangers associated with it…
............well......................
...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................(around six thousand four hundred and twenty seven dots later)......................What............the.................fork??????!!!!!!
anyway...picture time!!!
BTW. The cat-'girl' is actually a guy....the manga chapter is called 'Hell-bound Because of Neko-mimi(cat-girl) Mode', which is so far in my progress through the manga, the most random.....
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Hatsune Miku’s latest figure incarnation looks set to become another classic, being both charming and possessed of some subtle erotic elements…
The figure itself is a 1/7 scale PVC depiction of Hatsune Miku, based on the standard Kei design. Release is due in November.
One of the unusual aspects of this figure is the use of “clear” parts – visible with the hair, arms and skirt, though perhaps difficult to discern with only photographs.
Compared to some of the other depictions we have seen, this one is perhaps rather more fleshy, with some particular care evident in her zettai ryouiki area and chest. No pantsu shots are evident, but the smart bet seems to be on shimapan…
Max Factory’s Hatsune Miku is available for international pre-order now.
An apparent case of strap failure ends in disaster for overly rambunctious 2ch Wii user, although the effect is at least interesting to look at.
Of course, whether the fault lies with the user or with Nintendo’s made in China strap is an open question, perhaps best settled by a class action lawsuit, some might say…
Japanese woman crave more sex, and increasingly despair of what the Japanese media has dubbed “sexless” men; surveys reveal these women to be desperate for more, with some 80% of women surveyed hankering after sex at least once a week, but with only 40% getting it.
The survey, conducted by woman’s keitai site “Super Body”, targeted the site’s 300,000 members, mostly women in their twenties and thirties, and received 2,768 responses.
90% of these were in their twenties and thirties, and 65% were OL (office ladies, the female equivalent of salarymen) and similar, with 20% students and 10% housewives; respondents were both married and unmarried.
The most interesting findings of course related to the sexual habits and aspirations of the women:
How often do you get any H?
None at all lately 16%
Once every 3 months 3.9%
Once a month 11.7%
2-3 times a month 27%
Once a week 21.5%
2-3 times a week 18%
Daily 2%
What is your ideal H frequency?
Once a month 3.6%
2-3 times a month 15.9%
Once a week 33.8%
2-3 times a week 38.7%
Daily 5.5%
Some 20% were effectively “sexless”, but some 24% reported they “felt like they were a sexless couple.”
Those responsible for the survey report that “Women of this generation are not sexually satisfied. They want men to take notice of this.”
Many women are apparently very ready to help their men take notice of this – we hear that a number of methods have been tried:
“I said I was starving whilst pulling off his trousers, and then I helped him with my mouth.”
“We researched his favourite sex by watching his AV collection together.”
“I started pursuing fellatio and paizuri more assertively…”
“I showed him some onanism to help him get in the mood.”
“I shave off my pubic hair.”
The list goes on…
Via ZakZak.
It seems a lack of virility on the part of Japanese men, coupled with unrealistic material expectations on the part of Japanese women, are just some of the major impediments to healthy relations between the sexes in Japan…
A carpenter who accidentally sawed off his own penis is apparently embarrassed by the hideous accident, which according to his mother “happens all the time” to the people in his profession.
The man (54) was sawing wood when he somehow managed to saw his penis off.
An ambulance was soon on its way, and found him bleeding in his bathtub. After being rushed to hospital, surgeons were able to reattach his penis.
Speaking to journalists, his mother shared an unexpected fact about carpenters:
“Stuart is a carpenter and uses sharp and sometimes dangerous tools.”
She goes on to admit that it was an unfortunate accident, but hardly uncommon:
“This was an unfortunate accident but these things happen all the time to people in his profession. I have spoken to him and he is quite embarrassed about the whole incident.”
Via the Telegraph.
Apparently, accidental penis amputation is now little more than an embarrassing inconvenience thanks to the marvels of modern medicine…
Nintendo is said to be planning to accommodate hopeless or merely impatient gamers who get stuck in games by making more of its games feature a “skip” feature, whereby difficult segments may be bypassed entirely.
The measure is to be concentrated on “action” games reliant on speedy reflexes, and will be featuring on both the Wii and DS.
The motivation behind it appears to be a desire to embrace casual gamers whose only experience of a “game” may be Wii Fit; previously some concern at the length of certain games and their ability to be completed by players with careers has prompted similar measures elsewhere.
Via Gigazine.
Proof, as if any were needed, that Nintendo’s consoles cater almost exclusively to “casuals”? Of course, cheats are nothing new, but usually they are not promoted as an integral feature of the title…
Anyway,(I LOVE THAT WORD!) here's a really kawaii picture i found....
It's called Beako rorikon(lolicon) dakara desu....
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Hm.......
Sometimes....i wonder......what is wrong with reading comics? Some give you a sense of humour. Anyways......some people don't understand my feelings.....so i'm going to talk about some weapons now.
HK MG3 or also known as the Rheinmetall MG3.
The MG 3 is a German general purpose machine gun chambered for the 7.62x51mm NATO cartridge. The weapon's design is derived from the World War II era MG 42 universal machine gun that fired the 7.92x57mm Mauser round.
The MG 3 is an automatic, air-cooled, belt-fed short recoil-operated firearm. It features a roller locked bolt mechanism that consists of the bolt head, a pair of rollers, the striker sleeve, bolt body and return spring. The bolt is locked securely by a wedge-like striker sleeve, which forces two cylindrical rollers contained in the bolt head outward, and into corresponding recesses in the extension of the breech of the barrel. On firing, both the barrel and barrel extension recoil to the rear compressing both rollers as they are cammed inward and out of their sockets by fixed cams, unlocking the bolt head. The bolt carrier and bolt then continue to the rear together guided by fixed guides while the barrel and barrel extension return to battery. Upon return of the bolt forward, the impact of the rollers against the camming surfaces on the breech carry the rollers from their seats, and, together with the surfaces on the striker sleeve, force the rollers outward, locking the bolt head into the barrel extension and ensuring a complete lock. The bolt also houses a spring-loaded casing extractor and ejector. Ejection is carried out when the ejector strikes the buffer head, sending a push forward through the ejector bar, which hits the ejector pin. This pin pushes the top of the base of the cartridge, which is still held by the extractor at the base, causing the empty casing to rotate and eject downward through the ejection chute.
The machine gun has an automatic-only trigger mechanism and a cross-bolt safety in the form of a button that is operated by the shooting hand (in its "safe" position the bolt release is disabled). The weapon fires from an open bolt.
The MG 3 feeds from the left side through a feed block using metal, 50-round continuous-link DM1 ammunition belts (which can be combined by cartridge) or disintegrating-link M13 or DM6 belts. In the light machine gun role, the MG 3 is deployed with a 100-round belt fitted inside a synthetic ammunition drum developed by Heckler & Koch that is latched on to the left side of the receiver. The rear wall of the drum is transparent and serves as a visual indicator for the amount of ammunition available. The feed system operates through a feed arm that is housed in the feed cover. Two feed pawls are linked to the front end of the arm by an intermediate link and move in opposite directions, moving the belt in two stages as the bolt moves back and forward during firing.
The MG 3 has a quick-change, chrome-lined barrel with 4 right-hand grooves and a rifling twist rate of 1 in 305 mm (1:12 in). The barrel is integrated with the barrel breech. The barrel should be changed frequently during sustained firing. The gun is cocked and the barrel catch on the right of the barrel shroud is swung forward. The breech end of the hot barrel swings out and can be removed by elevating or twisting the gun. A fresh barrel is then inserted through the barrel catch and the muzzle bearing. When the catch is rotated back the barrel is locked and the machine gun can resume firing. Both the receiver housing and ventilated barrel casing are made from pressed sheet steel. A muzzle device is mounted at the end of the barrel and it acts as a flash suppressor, muzzle brake and recoil booster.
The machine gun is equipped with a synthetic polymer stock, a folding bipod and open-type iron sights (sliding rear U-notch on a ramp with range settings from 200 to 1,200 m). A flip-up anti-aircraft sight is also provided.
In a stationary, heavy machine gun role the MG 3 is mounted on a buffered tripod called a Feldlafette and outfitted with a periscope sight that can be used to engage indirect targets.
FGM-148 Javelin
The FGM-148 Javelin is an American-made man-portable anti-tank guided missile fielded to replace the Dragon antitank missile.
Javelin is a fire-and-forget missile with lock-on before launch and automatic self-guidance. The system takes a top-attack flight profile against armored vehicles (attacking the top armor which is generally thinner) but can also take a direct-attack mode for use against buildings or fortifications. This missile also has the ability to engage helicopters in the direct attack mode.[1] The missile reaches a peak altitude of 150m in top attack mode and 50m in direct fire mode. The missile is equipped with an imaging infrared seeker. The tandem warhead is fitted with two shaped charges: a precursor warhead to detonate any explosive reactive armor and a primary warhead to penetrate base armor. The Javelin was used in the 2003 Invasion of Iraq, with devastating effects on the Iraqi version of T-72s and Type 69 tanks.
The missile is ejected from the launcher so that it reaches a safe distance from the operator before the main rocket motors ignite; a "soft launch arrangement". This makes it harder to identify the launcher and allows it to be fired from within buildings; however, back-blast from the launch tube still poses a hazard to nearby personnel. Thanks to this "fire and forget" system, the firing team may move on as soon as the missile has been launched.
The missile system is carried most often by a two man team consisting of a gunner and an ammo bearer, although it can be fired with just one person if necessary. While the gunner aims and fires the missile, the ammo bearer scans for prospective targets and watches for threats such as enemy vehicles and troops.
Luger P08
The Luger uses a toggle-lock action, which utilizes a jointed arm to lock, as opposed to the slide actions of almost every other semi-automatic pistol. After a round is fired, the barrel and toggle assembly (both locked together at this point) travel rearward due to recoil. After moving roughly one-half inch (13 mm) rearward, the toggle strikes a cam built into the frame, causing the knee joint to hinge and the toggle and breech assembly to unlock. At this point the barrel stops its rearward movement (it impacts the frame), but the toggle and breech assembly continue moving (bending the knee joint) due to momentum, extracting the spent casing from the chamber and ejecting it. The toggle and breech assembly subsequently travel forward (under spring tension) and the next round from the magazine is loaded into the chamber. The entire sequence occurs in a fraction of a second. This mechanism worked well for higher pressure cartridges, but cartridges loaded to a lower pressure could cause the pistol to malfunction because they did not generate enough recoil to work the action fully. This resulted in either the breechblock not clearing the top cartridge of the magazine, or becoming jammed open on the cartridge's base.[2]
In World War I, as submachine guns were found to be effective in trench warfare, experiments with converting various types of pistols to machine pistols (Reihenfeuerpistolen, literally "row-fire pistols" or "consecutive fire pistols") were conducted. Among those the Luger pistol (German Army designation Pistole 08) was examined; however, unlike the Mauser C96, which was converted in great numbers to Reihenfeuerpistolen, the Luger proved to have an excessive rate of fire in full-automatic mode.
The Luger pistol was manufactured to exacting standards and has a long service life. William "Bill" Ruger praised the Luger's 55 degree grip angle and duplicated it in his .22 LR pistol.
M40 Rifle
The M40 is a bolt-action sniper rifle used by the United States Marine Corps.[1] It has had three variants — the M40, the M40A1 and the M40A3. The M40 was introduced in 1966. The changeover to the A1 model was completed in the 1970s, and the A3 in the 2000s.
Each M40 is built from a Remington 700 bolt-action rifle, and is extensively modified by USMC 2112 (Armorers) at Marine Corps Base Quantico, using components from a number of suppliers. New M40A3s are being built, and A1s are upgraded to A3s as they rotate into the armory for service and repair. The rifles have had many sub-variations in telescopic sights, and smaller user modifications.
The original M40 was a military type-classified version of the Remington 700; it was factory-made, and had a one-piece wooden stock. The M40A1 and A3 switched to fiberglass, with new scopes. The trigger pull on both models (M40A1/A3) is 3 to 5 lb (2.3 kg).
Prostitution is said to be rampant in Japanese schools, with schoolgirls of ever younger ages selling their bodies for extra spending money, both to adults and amongst themselves.
Prices for girls in elementary school are said to have dropped below ¥3,000, leading some to wonder what has and will become of the nation’s public morals…
In many cases the prostitution is conducted through “deai-kei” sites, often relationship focused BBSes designed for use with mobile phones.
In one illustrative case, a middle school boy pimped out a thirteen-year-old girl for over ¥60,000 in total using such a site, whilst other schoolgirls used the site to sell their bodies themselves.
With these sites facilitating enjo kousai (“compensated dating”) to an unprecedented degree, a whole culture (or industry) of schoolgirl prostitution has sprung up, with girls being called “JC” in the slang of the sites, and with the large amounts of money involved encouraging involvement in the trade.
In a similar case to the above, a boy in middle school is said to have advertised “Recruiting JC in Kanagawa. You can make a lot so anyone looking for dates come to me,” and to have pimped out a 16-year-old girl for ¥40,000.
Such prices are said to be the exception rather than the rule, and prices drop even further when pupils engage in prostitution amongst themselves, or when they are younger, with high school students selling themselves to one another for a paltry ¥3,000, and middle school pupils charging even less.
These sites have been subjected to increased police scrutiny amidst a major police crackdown, but it appears that many sites have no difficulty in operating discretely without police supervision posing a problem.
Nationwide filtering of children’s access to the Internet is touted as a solution, and is now in effect, but it seems this rather underestimates the ingenuity of such children, particularly when large amounts of money are at stake.
The girls selling their bodies in this way have apparently been getting younger and younger, with elementary schoolers now increasingly turning to prostitution as an easy way of accumulating pocket money; an account of which is provided by the clinic:
“The age at which kids are getting into sex is getting lower. Even girls in middle school are becoming very sexually active. A high school boy came in recently with a second year middle school girl recently, and the pair had been sexually active. The boy asked me to tell his friend about STDs, although at least she was with a good boy.”
However, promotion of condoms has apparently kept pregnancies to a minimum. Even so, some girls are blasé about the matter, and are happy to be pregnant. Even teachers are said to turn a blind eye to pregnancies rather than have to get involved.
Additionally, sexually transmitted diseases appear to be making an impact. Disturbing reports from healthcare professionals indicate that in some clinics, up to 30% of patients were in their teens.
One case is described in lurid detail:
“There was a girl in the fifth year of elementary school who was doing enjo kousai, she was a groupie for talents. Her pantsu were always soiled [with blood], and she kept coming in with Chlamydia.”
The clinic staff warned her to stop having sex, but she persisted, and kept returning. Eventually she stopped visiting the clinic entirely.
Via J-Cast.
Amongst university students the practice of such informal prostitution is said to be even more common; Japan’s womanhood has at some point apparently became a mass commodity, and it is difficult to see any reasons why this should be the case, at least ones more helpful than “because they are harlots”.
It does however seem the traditional approach of only blaming the men (and boys) involved, and then subjecting them to criminal sanction, has only created a culture where schoolgirls boldly hawk themselves with impunity.
Possibly it may be time to consider why it is these girls are so ready to sell themselves for additional pocket money, and whether it is indeed appropriate to absolve them of all responsibility for their actions…
Whoo....two posts in one day. Man, that's cool.
Anyway...Found another manga....Man, i'm discovering one EVERY week....
It's called Ikki Tousen. And no, it's not available in OneManga.
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Why won't women, or for that matter, girls, kiss on a first date?
A survey of whether Japanese women may feel inclined to decline a kiss on a first date reveals some coy feminine tactics at play, with the most common response, “try to modestly refuse him once” perhaps being a near universal female stratagem…
The survey itself posed the question “how would you respond if a guy tried to kiss you on a first date?” to NicoNico Douga’s large and youthful female population in a popular women’s programme aired regularly on the site. In 200 seconds some 18,000 responses were gathered, and the results are instructive.
The most common response, with 46.3% of the vote, was “try modestly refusing him once,” demonstrating perhaps that these ladies are less interested in effete and unassertive males than they are sometimes portrayed as being.
After this came the more submissive “meekly let him” with 31.6%, although it should probably be thought that the question presupposes the woman wants the man to kiss her in the first place.
The dread “refuse him” comes in with only 19%, indicating perhaps that fast movement may not go unrewarded.
Interpreting these results is of course a minefield unto itself; the editor of a male dating support site gives his interpretation: “The woman wants to test whether the man is really serious, and she is concerned about being thought an ‘easy’ girl,” which does indeed sound a universal female tactic.
However, where Japan is concerned there seems to be a more fundamental issue: are these assertive men, ready to press for a kiss, even that common anymore? The editor once more sheds some light on this:
“The impression I get from managing this site is that men are becoming more and more cowardly about romance.
They worry a great deal about what to do if they are turned down, and whether they can ever manage a romance a second time.
In these cases it really is important to act assertively, it’s not like you’ll die if you are rejected. Rather than thinking it’s hopeless and being frightened, it is a case of acting.”
Via J-Cast.
There seems to be some contradiction between the manliness desired by women and the effete manners and apparel they apparently prize, though it seems most are unamimous in considering one factor before anything else…
Education matters, or teachers for that matter, are getting out of hand nowadays....
A school teacher who distributed a DVD containing her home made sex videos to her own pupils has been mortified by the ordeal of trying to chase down the copies before her reputation was irretrievably besmirched, though sadly for her it appears her impromptu surprise sex education programme worked wonders…
The lady, Crystal Defanti, a teacher at the California elementary school in question, compiled a DVD of the year’s memorable events for distribution to pupils, and soon the DVDs were in the hands of parents.
However, soon after the DVDs reached parents and children it became apparent that she had included an unexpected extra in the form of her private sex videos, which apparently cut in after a few minutes.
The intimate video provided some unscheduled sex education, as one anonymous parent attested:
“It goes from my son, straight to her on the couch. My son’s reaction was, ‘Dad, is that Ms. Defanti?’
We were up till midnight doing the ‘birds and the bees.’”
The next day the distraught teacher featured in the video tearfully called parents and begged them to help stop any more children being exposed to the evils of sex, specifically her own.
School authorities are said to be considering disciplinary measures, but as the teacher is much liked (perhaps more so after this) and respected, she is unlikely to be dismissed.
At least some parents are said to be wondering how their children could cope with the knowledge of such an unnatural and hideous thing as sex.
Via CBS.
Such “unfortunate” events perhaps do more damage to the success of parents in keeping their children in the dark about natural bodily functions than they do to the inquisitive children themselves…
And now, for weird pics from japan......For those who watch or read Neon Genesis Evangelion......have a look.
If you want proof humans are very unoriginal, here you are.
Friday, July 3, 2009
Don’t say Indy’, the MAD remixed version of K-ON! ending tune ‘Don’t Say Lazy’, has proven to be exceedingly popular. Soon enough a version using 3D computer graphics was spawned, though with Daler Mehndi the results are somewhat different…
Viewable in youtube. Jus type in 'Don't say Indy'.
A Japanese eroge developer has courted controversy, or at least bemusement, with its decision to include a major character based on Russian Federation President/Prime Minister/Tsar Vladimir Putin.
The game in question is ALcot’s 幼なじみは大統領 / Osananajimi wa Daitouryou, “My Girlfriend is the President”, a game which takes an otherwise apolitical harem setting and gives it an air of parody with the inclusion of characters apparently derived from real world political figures
“It would be best not to anger me…”
Most notable amongst these is the charming President of Russia, Irina Vladimirovna Putina, a name which seems strikingly familiar, especially when her nickname of “Puchin” is considered…
Via New Akiba.
Although more irascible Russian premiers might indeed be sending spetsnatz snatch squads after the developers at this juncture, Putin at least seems relatively good humoured, so it seems possible they will live.
In light of recent events, we might wonder at just what Rozen Aso’s response to appearing in an eroge really was…
Police have arrested a man for breaking into the club room of a school volley ball team in order to steal their school uniforms; searches of his home soon discovered he was a maniac and had stolen over 500 uniforms, but police soon realised that the thief was part of a much bigger trade…
Police arrested the man, a 24-year-old car mechanic and resident of Yamaguchi prefecture, and charged him with theft. An interview with the police responsible reveals the details of the case:
So about this case…
He is charged with breaking into the locked volleyball club room at the high school at about 1 in the morning; he took their uniforms and bags. We actually started investigating online auctions of schoolgirl uniforms, and he came to light. Soon we had him.
How did he get into the room?
Well, he unlocked the door and locked it when he left. He didn’t pick it or duplicate the key; we can’t very well let slip how he did it though, we’re the police after all…
You found a lot of school uniforms at his place.
It was mostly skirts and tops, but also with socks, ties, ribbons, scarves and so on, even complete uniforms. He had hired a storage facility near his home to store them all. He lived with his parents so he couldn’t keep them there it seems.
Where did he get them all?
He “aimed for schools all over Yamaguchi prefecture”. They do seem all to have badges from there, but checking them all will take some time. He claims he bought some, but we’ll have to check. It could take a while, as there are a lot, you know…
This was really about his particular interests?
“Taste, and for sale” he says. He had a lot folded up, but he also had them hung up in his storage…
Via ZakZak.
It seems a sinister underground economy trading in the paraphernalia of the Japanese schoolgirl, to say nothing of the schoolgirls themselves, exists in Japan…
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