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Wednesday, July 8, 2009

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Finally, i have a reason to read mangas.....or not? anyway. Manga art starts today and i am so...happy!!! And exactly on that day, i found a reason to bash up people, just because they don't like manga. DIE, FOOLISH PEOPLE!! Anyway (I STILL LOVE THAT WORD! I'm using it so people know when i switch to another random thing to another). Lately, everybody has been saying i watch hentai, which is not true. Sankaku COmplex is only used by me for the news, not the sites. THerefore, you are all stupid. SMILEY FACE :). I don't think there's any new news today....Checking now...Nope, there's none..... except this one. Censors will be included, but they don't do much anyway, cause you'll still know the word, lols....

The apparent possessor of the world’s strongest v***** recently broke her own v***** weight lifting record by hefting 14 kilograms using only the powerful grip of her intimate muscles.

The 42-year-old woman, Tatiana Kozhevnikova, a resident of the Russian city of Novosibirsk, has honed her genitals with years of training, and is now apparently a record holder, having been recognised by the Guinness Book of Records.

She explains what led her down the ill-trodden path of becoming a v*****l weight lifter:

“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls. I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and ins*r*ed it in my v*****. It took me ages to get it out!”

Having balls stuck inside her apparently did not dampen the ardour with which she trained; she kept at it, and describes her most recent training regime:

“You insert one of the balls(..............) in your v*****, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball(More dots.) onto this hook.”

The sexual applications of such muscular power are apparently not lost on her either:

“It’s enough to exercise your v***** five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed.”

Via Heaven.

These sort of exercises are widely regarded as most healthy, though such strength seems to have dangers associated with it…
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...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................(around six thousand four hundred and twenty seven dots later)......................What............the.................fork??????!!!!!!
anyway...picture time!!!

BTW. The cat-'girl' is actually a guy....the manga chapter is called 'Hell-bound Because of Neko-mimi(cat-girl) Mode', which is so far in my progress through the manga, the most random.....

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