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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

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GOOOOOOOD EVENING PEOPLE!!!!! A very good one at that!!!
Let the news begin......
Nicholas has just been allowed free access to Hentai mangas!!!!
And....
A man who pretended to be disabled so he could trick a female store employee into manipulating his genitals whilst he relieved himself has been arrested.

The man, a 31-year-old who worked with the disabled, visited a Mie prefecture convenience store, where he importuned a female employee (30): “I can’t use my hands so I’d like you to help me relieve myself.” Whilst doing so he pretended to be unable to use his hands.

The employee dutifully assisted him, holding his penis for him whilst he relieved himself.

However, she soon thought something was amiss when the man started using his hands, and then drove off in his car. She subsequently reported the incident to police.

For his part, he denies any wrongdoing: “I just had her help me go to the toilet.”

Police have charged him with indecent assault.

Via ZakZak.
Idol and occasional seiyuu Aya Hirano will be playing the role of デンデ / Dende, a young Namekian, in upcoming episodes of the newly remastered Dragonball Kai.

As the original seiyuu who played Dende, 鈴木富子 / Tomiko Suzuki, regrettably passed away in 2003 due to a heart attack, a new seiyuu was obviously required to perform in the show’s new vocal recordings.

While Hirano’s fame amongst otaku seems reason enough for her selection in the cast, it still has come off as quite a surprise online, especially as Hirano has mostly not done the typical young-boy roles female seiyuu so typically perform.
A man accused of having loli porn on his hard drive claims his cat downloaded the images.

The 48-year-old Florida resident was charged with ten counts of possessing child pornography after police apparently found 1,000 such images on his computer.

The man told police the images were downloaded by his cat, which would jump on the keyboard of his computer when left unattended, causing a variety of strange material to be downloaded.

Police seem not to be convinced his cat is at fault; he is being held in custody with bail set at $250,000.

Via Itai News.

2ch comments that “If the cat did it, it can’t be helped. Perhaps we should get a cat too…”
A man has been arrested for attempting to strip a 10-year-old girl of her skirt.

The man, a 55-year-old security guard in Shiga prefecture, approached a 10-year-old schoolgirl in a bookshop one morning.

Rather than menace her by bidding her good morning, he proceeded to lift up her T-shirt and undo the fastener on her skirt.

His unfortunate victim reported having her skirt fastener undone, and police soon caught up with up with him, charging him under the prefecture’s anti-chikan public nuisance ordinances.

He offered by way of explanation: “I wanted to undo her skirt fastener.”

Via ZakZak.

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