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Monday, August 17, 2009

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A survey of Japanese men’s masturbatory habits reveals that most appear possessed of a pathetic libido, with a shocking 7% refusing onanism entirely.

The small scale survey was conducted on the readers of men’s magazine Men’s Non-No:

“How often do you do ‘solo-H’?”

Never!: 7%

Once every one to three months: 4%

Once every two weeks: 7%

Once or twice a week: 26%

Three to four times a week: 32%

Five or six times a week: 12%

More than seven times a week: 12%
Considering statistics generally show Japanese men to not get terribly much sex, the most optimistic interpretation, that they are too busy having sex, seems unlikely. The magazine asked to be sure, and found 60% of the men with girlfriends (less than half of them) had sex roughly once a week.

The most hopeful interpretation would probably be that the readers of the rag in question are the sort of effete types beloved of Japanese women, but again it is hard to be sure of this.

More pressingly, this rather raises the question of just what they are doing with all that porn…

Haruhi marketing rag Newtype promises a “major” Haruhi announcement in its coming issue, which hopeful Haruhi-ists have immediately speculated means a new season (which would almost inevitably include “Disappearance”) or at the very least a movie; more sober calculus suggests to some that this is merely another piece of abusive marketing for some trifle…

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“Something is going to happen! Look forward to it!” is their promise.

The rag goes on sale on the 17th, so doubtless it will be leaked and either defiantly shredded or covered in grateful fluids by 2ch before then.

With Newtype being the loyal tool of Kadokawa in all its marketing shenanigans, who knows what the announcement will constitute; the Endless Eight movie perhaps…

A lolicon has been sentenced to 17 years for attempting to seduce young girls online; however, he never succeeded in chatting to a real girl at all, instead chatting to a succession of undercover police officers.

The man, a resident of Indiana, hankered after young girls and so tried to arrange real life sexual encounters in likely sounding chat-rooms.

His first effort, in 2006, succeeded in striking up an incriminating conversation with “13-year-old girl” Amanda_13, actually an undercover police officer attempting to entrap any lolicon hapless enough to stumble into such a chatroom.

Soon he persuaded her to meet with him for sex, but when he showed up for the rendezvous he was instead greeted by a police snare.

Secret Service officers soon searched his computer, discovering chat logs of him talking to supposed minors, aged 13 and 15.

After convicting him, the secret service finally realised that “daisy13_Indiana” was in fact one of its own agents, prompting the lolicon’s defence to appeal on the grounds of entrapment.

The judges reviewing the appeal then recognised the name of the other girl he had been chatting with, “blonddt,” as being yet another undercover officer from an earlier investigation.

“To our surprise, the government was unaware until this panel told it at oral argument that the other screen name, blonddt, was also an officer from the Indiana operation.”
The courts upheld the conviction anyway, holding that the chat logs amply demonstrated he was hunting for loli sex.

His sentence of 17.5 years, along with a lifetime of state supervision, has been upheld.

He apparently never chatted with a real underage girl at all, perhaps demonstrating that such chat-rooms are now the exclusive haunts of lolicon and police alone.

Via Wired.

A married otaku fan of eroge classic Kana: Little Sister had some explaining to do after his wife found out that he had named their daughter “Kana,” after the girl from the game, not after some a character from classical literature as he had claimed…

The man apparently harboured a great respect for adult game classic 加奈〜いもうと〜 / Kana: Imouto (available in English), and when he learnt his child was to be a girl, he knew “I had no other choice but to call her Kana.”

Since his wife had dibs on naming the child if it was a boy, he was able to name her Kana, telling his wife it was from a book he had read in which “Kana” was a “wonderful, good little girl.”

However, he had kept the game’s box underneath his keyboard, and his wife happened upon it and realised his deception.

When he returned he was confronted, and soon had to explain himself to his wife and both his and her parents; since they had no idea what an “eroge” was, he was forced to play it in front of them.

We do not hear what the results of this encounter were, but his rather optimistic speculation on 2ch was “Perhaps they’ll be so moved by it they will forgive me?”

2ch was naturally in its element in helping/excoriating him:

“Poor Kana-chan.”

“Just say your daughter’s name came first, and you bought the game because it excited you.”

“That’s sheer genius.”

“It’s sheer perversion.”

“What’ll you tell her when she has to find out her name’s etymology at school?”

“I was intending to give my daughter an ancient name too: Haruhi. Sadly, I couldn’t. I’m jealous of your bravery!”

“It’s a good name, he should be given a break. Just because it’s from a 2D work is no reason to scorn it.”

“If his daughter finds out she might kill herself.”

“I wonder what a classmate’s reaction would be to an ‘Izumi Konata’ in the class. Well, I’m a virgin anyway, so…”

“Why was I named after a character from a BL manga? She told me it was a character from a manga she liked…”

“I was going to call my daughter Fuuko, but my wife watches anime and so when Clannad came out I had to change it. Now I will call her Fuuka so I’m safe.”

“In 15 years there will be a lot of Miku about…”

“My damn wife called my daughter ‘Mikaeru,’ what a stupid name! She said if it was a boy she’d call him ‘Lucifer’, what…”

“Divorce.”

“It’s a great game so it’ll be safe!”
Questionable naming practices have been all the rage in Japan for some time now…

I guess that's all folks

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