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Sunday, October 18, 2009

\\*More news and lol stuff*//

Top Ten Things Men Don't want to See on the Beach
1. She's forgotten to shave. (0.o where, i wonder?)
2. There are rolls of fat overflowing her swimsuit
3. Her pads have slipped. (0_0......)
4. Her swimsuit is too big (BOOOOO!!!!!) or too small (........).
5. She's eyeing other men in their swimwear (jealousy sets in)
6. Her make up is running in the water (no comment).
7. She looks cold (goosebumps/ blue lips)
8. Funny tan-lines.
9. Her abs are more chiseled than yours (but...that's like my 2nd Fave Girl!!!)
10. Swimsuit is too revealing.

70% of Japanese men Have NO girlfriends
New data suggests 70% of unmarried Japaneses men in their twenties and thirties have no girlfriend, with an alarming jump of 20% in just three years for men in their twenties.

A similar figure holds true for women, with some 64% of women in the same age groups single.

The data comes from a survey asking unmarried Japanese aged 20 to 40 whether they were dating anyone, with data extending back over a decade.

Economic conditions may be one reason for the sudden increase in singles, particularly where younger, more financially vulnerable men are concerned – with dismal earnings prospects amidst a stagnant Japanese economy, such men know they have no chance of securing a wife or family, and may not even be able to afford the expense of a girlfriend.

However, this does not effectively explain the long term nature of the increase over more than a decade; it seems likely more profound social and economic factors may be at play, with many surveys citing an increase in the expectations of women with regard to their partner’s earnings as a key factor…

Microsoft: PS3 is going to Outsell Us
Microsoft has admitted the PS3 looks set to outsell the Xbox 360 even in its US stronghold, but defiantly maintains that the Xbox’s annual sales will still exceed those of the PS3, and that the Xbox 360 will outsell the PS3 “for this entire generation.”

Microsoft’s top flack Aaron Greenberg holds forth yet again on why Sony is doomed:

“I can tell you to that when NPD releases September sales… we fully expect PlayStation 3 will come in as the console with the most units sold for the month.

This is frankly not a real surprise to us or the analysts that follow this industry, as it is typical to see a short term bump following the introduction of new hardware and pricing into the marketplace.

What I can tell you is we remain confident that Xbox 360 will not only outsell PS3 for the full calendar year, but for this entire generation.

It is similar to a game of baseball, it is not about just winning one inning, but instead being able to win the game by consistently delivering across all nine innings.”
Via Ore-teki.

Saimoe 2009: Taiga Victorious
Saimoe, 2ch’s annual tournament to find the most moe character of the past year, has concluded, and the 83,000 votes cast have culminated the a narrow victory of Toradora’s palmtop tiger Taiga Aisaka over K-ON!’s “kawayui” Yui Hirasawa.

The two next most popular where both Saki characters: Nodoka Haramura and Mihoko Fukuji.

The Pope's Eroge Debut
Pope Benedict XVI has been revealed as a character in Alcot’s politically themed adult visual novel “My Girlfriend is the President.” His cheery catchphrase is “Sinners should burn in the infernal flames of hell!”

Benedictus XVI, formerly German cardinal and one-time Hitler Youth member Joseph Alois Ratzinger, is known for his orthodox theological views and his opposition to birth control and homosexuality.

He would doubtless not approve of his image being featured in a product encouraging the base fault of Onan.
The game is also noted for including Russian tsar and former KGB apparatchik Vladimir Putin, showing that the Japanese visual novel industry is not afraid to court controversy, at least as long as it does not involve feminists…

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