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Friday, October 30, 2009

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Oh dear....news incoming!
A man has apparently narrowly avoided divorce after being accused of adultery by his wife, after she discovered his virtual relationships with three schoolgirls.

The story begins with the anonymous husband accidently leaving his camera bag (for he worked with cameras) at home one day. It so happened he hid his DS in this bag.

His dutiful wife was cleaning the house and noticed a light coming from the bag; thinking it to be a camera left on, she thought to tell her husband of his mistake, but instead discovered the light came from one of the girls of Love Plus, who require regular attention.

His wife stated that at this moment she “felt as if she had discovered the existence of an affair,” and is infuriated by the very memory of the “adulteresses” she found there.

Enraged, she confiscated the console and demanded a full explanation of the game, and the unfortunate husband had to describe the details of his various dates and after-school skinship with the girls of the title.

Later she would go so far as to convene her lady friends together to work out what to do. They played the game, and thought little of it until coming upon Nene, whom they judged a real threat to the couple’s marriage.

Soon they judged the husband guilty of adultery with the game, and took away his DS to sell, with the wife keeping the cash. He was subsequently force to promise to pay for a New Year’s vacation in order to make amends.

He states he is just glad she did not divorce him.

The wife’s friends were spurred into action by the threatening prospect of losing their breadwinners to 2D schoolgirls, and initiated searches, catching three husbands engaed in this “adultery.”

One, it is said, meekly admitted the charges and handed over the game.

Another lost the game and had his pocket money reduced by his wife.

The other man was actually caught red-handed “kissing” his girl, and had his ROM destroyed on the spot, and was banned from the bedroom to boot.

The unfortunate narrator parts by wishing all those secretly playing Love Plus the best of luck.

Even if it turned out to be fiction, as we have seen the scenario more than rings true…

Hey...I have that game ('Love Plus')....but hell....i can't find my Memory Card file transfer thingy......

And then, we go on to ponder on how children are acting nowadays...
Two 10-year-old boys have been arrested after gang-raping an 8-year-old girl in broad daylight at a local playground.

The boys, both 10 and said to be best friends, met the girl and her sister one morning at the playground near their local community centre in London.

They took the 8-year-old girl, a friend of theirs, off to a secluded spot and allegedly took turns raping her.

The girl did not sustain any injuries during the assault.

Once she was released, she fled home and told her parents, who promptly alerted police. The boys were arrested later that day.

The attack was also apparently witnessed by the girl’s 6-year-old sister.

After being charged the boys were released on bail back into the custody of their parents whilst investigations continue.

A local politician expressed his shock at the incident:

“I have never heard of two ten-year-olds being accused of raping an eight-year-old girl. It’s just totally shocking.

It’s like the James Bulger case, you can’t believe children of that age would be capable of something like that.”
Presumably he leads a sheltered life…

Via the Daily Mail.

And then, there are also old people...
A 112-year man has taken a 17-year-old girl as his wife in a supposedly consenting Islamic marriage.

The man, a resident of lawless and largely Islamic Somalia, is 112 years old, having had 5 wives (several of whom he has outlived) and 13 children, but apparently felt the need for one more.

His wife is a 17-year-old girl from the same village as him.

The man claims his new wife gave her consent:

“I didn’t force her, but used my experience to convince her of my love; and then we agreed to marry.”
His latest wife joins a rather extensive clan – the man reportedly has 114 children or grandchildren, some as old as 80. He expresses a desire for more from his new wife.

However, at 112 his interests in marrying her seem as much pragmatic as sexual:

“It is a blessing to have someone you love to take care of you.”
We do not hear what the bride thinks of all this.

Although many Islamic countries actively encourage or passively tolerate “marriages” of extremely young girls to much older men, it should be noted that such a marriage would be perfectly legal in a number of western countries, though of course the validity of her consent might still be wondered at in a nation where women enjoy next to no rights and female genital mutilation is routine…

Via the BBC.

And Wii's reputation is dropping.
Nintendo CEO Satoru Iwata has publicly admitted the Wii’s momentum has slowed and that a failure to deliver any decent games has soured the public to the console.

His statements were made after the company had to announce a 58% drop in net profits and a 43% drop in Wii sales…

Along with the nosediving sales, he frankly admitted the Wii was having difficulties:

“The Wii has lost momentum. We’ve been unable to keep introducing good software, and the favourable mood towards the console has cooled.”
In April he admitted that “the Wii’s position is perilous,” but it seems he has done nothing much in the mean time to rectify matters.

The recent Wii price cut, made in response to the PS3 Slim’s release, did have a positive effect on hardware sales, but this does not disguise the fact that the most notable Wii title of late is nothing but a remake of a 25-year-old Mario game – possibly Nintendo will have to do better than rehashed fitness games and remade “classics” if it wishes to compete with compelling line-ups from Microsoft and Sony…

Guess that's that....

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